can we tell everyone how to do mmud bugs here?
You can if you like.
Well first, you find a filthbug and then you try to hold it down... After you've gotten the filthbug who is probably fairly angry now under control take your time and try to mount it...
TCA
Thats one way to 'do' a majormud bug. Next?
I like to use cherry-flavored edible body lotion on the mermex.
Oh my...thats why they are always chitering at me.