Spent 4 and half hours on the phone with my sis and we talked about all the fun stuff we did last summer when I went to visit her. I need a beach...being land-locked is not as fun as it used to be.
I want to go back. Where do I go to sell my body for the price of a plane ticket? The hummus and martinis at Meritage are so worth it.
Quote from: Valentine on February 24, 2006, 10:22:46 AM
Spent 4 and half hours on the phone with my sis and we talked about all the fun stuff we did last summer when I went to visit her. I need a beach...being land-locked is not as fun as it used to be.
I want to go back. Where do I go to sell my body for the price of a plane ticket? The hummus and martinis at Meritage are so worth it.
Must not..tell..............rude.....................joke...............BE NICE...ugh.
Quote from: DeathCow on February 26, 2006, 06:34:09 PM
Must not..tell..............rude.....................joke...............BE NICE...ugh.
That'd be a first.
What....did hell freeze over? Oh shit...
Round-trip air fare: $217
I only need to hit about $550 in sales this weekend to get it.
Keeping my fingers crossed...
Never gonna happen at LCP.
lol I wasn't talking about LCP...I was referring to the toys I sell. I have a party of 17 this weekend.
Too bad no one ever gets married in March. I could use a catering gig.
17 women getting together to giggle about vibrators...
Can you think of an easier way to make a few hundred bucks? ;) I have no fluids to donate, after all.
you could donate an egg I hear they go for big bucks..
I've thought of it before, but that requires daily hormone injections for 6 weeks and the world's smallest vacuum being placed in a very uncomfortable place [insert joke about the backseat of a volkswagon].
Maybe someday when they can just beam the egg out. It's not like I'm using them, after all!
Oh if your local med school has a newsgroup you could check for experiments. I know Upenn's med school was offering 100 bucks for a hour sesion for basicly just getting a brain scan while looking at pictures..
Quote from: The Crazy Animal on March 01, 2006, 08:49:40 PM
Oh if your local med school has a newsgroup you could check for experiments. I know Upenn's med school was offering 100 bucks for a hour sesion for basicly just getting a brain scan while looking at pictures..
OOO i want one!
Quote from: Thesifer on March 02, 2006, 06:35:24 PM
I think it requires a brain DC.
Damn this undead husk.
The cow skull is an Georgia O'keefe.
I should've come home last night.
Oops.
Me 2!
I got home this morning around 9.
wth did you do :p
You know you probably shouldnt sleep in that parking lot any more..
I told you about the cops harassing me the other night didnt I.
I wasn't in the parking lot :P
I decided to go "visit" a "friend."
Old habits, blah blah blah.
Well, no Charleston for me :( but good news is I got an interview for a job I want...it's tomorrow...wish me luck.
I need to find St. Patty's Day plans. It wouldn't be right for an Irish girl to sit at home while the rest of the world dyes its water supply green.
I don't even know what I'm doing.
I'm just a little too angry nowadays.
Ok i noticed your new sig line..and I was reading it..
It was after I had clicked send...and I just got to
QuoteThen the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up
When the screen changed. I was like WTF.
LOL! It's a Phoebe from Friends song. It's been stuck in my head for 3 days....kind of driving me nuts at the moment.
Angry happens. My goal over my week off (spring break, woo...or something like that) is to cleanse my aura. I don't even know what that means, but it's worth a shot.
Be happy!! Isn't today your get out of jail free day? I'd send you card, but that's one situation Halmark hasn't quite caught on to yet.
Woohoo for me--I got the job. It's not a lot of hours, or money for that matter, but I'll have the free gym membership and spa. And after this semester there isn't much I wouldn't do for a massage!
The other good thing is sometime "in the future" they want to have nurses on staff in the nursery (where I'll be working) so maybe I'll be able to slide into that in a year (if I like it there...and if the money is good).
Weird thing...apparently they do oral drug tests now? I hadn't heard of it (then again I generally don't need to worry about such things). The swab thingy tastes like old sweat.
Oral drug tests? For what?
This website that sells kits says COC, THC, OPI, METH / Ecstasy, but... Ummm huh..maybe it only tests for recent use...I dunno though. I dont see why there would be THC metabolites in the saliva....and that need to be one long swab to hit the bladder.
LCP is having that Cancun in kansas party tonight...AKA metro night.
ahh my suspensions confirmed..
QuoteAvitar's ORALscreen(TM) is the world's first oral fluid point-of- collection drugs-of-abuse system for detecting RECENT abuse of marijuana (THC), cocaine, opiates, methamphetamine, and MDMA also known as Ecstasy. ORALscreen is a highly sensitive, simple-to-use, reliable, and portable drug test that detects the presence of specific illegal substances within minutes. With ORALscreen, oral fluid is collected under readily observable conditions, on-site and on-demand, making it nearly impossible to contaminate test results
Cancun in Kansas? You have got to be kidding me...uh, have fun...I guess. I'm sticking to my normal party schedule...Wasted Wednesday and Friday. Hey, I have Sat and Sun free too this week...forgot about that...Maybe I do a mini-roadtrip. Or just sleep. Sleep is my favorite thing.
What is their definition of recent? I thought most drug tests only detected recent use...otherwise there'd be a lot of folks who grew up in the 60s uneligible to work.
...also...metro night...heehee. Throw something at someone for me. I don't care who...they all deserve it.
It was similar to there other parties...kinda sucked. The wet t-shirt contest was cool..the thong contest was gross though.
I saw something funny! My dad was pulled over on the highway....heehee...
Also, the mormon called me...but I didn't answer. Denny's keeps me non-evil!
...bodies of my ex-lover's lovers...die die die die die die...
Laugh..
Btw I was on time...and..still woke up dehydrated...:/
2 beers, 0 shots, 4 glasses of water...
so annoying.
On time...I'm impressed. I woke up at 9. I hate that.
So, I watched Superman 2, and while it's pretty cool that cars and fire don't hurt Mr. Kent, I want to know what the hell his clothes are made out of, 'cause they never suffered a stitch of damage either.
Maybe you should start the night with 4 glasses of water as well...could be residual dehydration...maybe.
A friend of mine invited me to Mickey's tomorrow night. I think my exact response was "I'd rather run my eyeballs through a paper shredder." She didn't think that was very funny.
Some people just don't get me.
Quote from: Valentine on March 16, 2006, 09:49:25 PM
On time...I'm impressed. I woke up at 9. I hate that.
So, I watched Superman 2, and while it's pretty cool that cars and fire don't hurt Mr. Kent, I want to know what the hell his clothes are made out of, 'cause they never suffered a stitch of damage either.
Maybe you should start the night with 4 glasses of water as well...could be residual dehydration...maybe.
A friend of mine invited me to Mickey's tomorrow night. I think my exact response was "I'd rather run my eyeballs through a paper shredder." She didn't think that was very funny.
Some people just don't get me.
I called around to see if anyone had plans...no one answered ^^ but..maybe...they just screen me. :p
I'm gonna get some chiplotle now...excuse me.
Mmm...guacamole....
Ben says McBrides has cheap Guinness tomorrow, and is "not annoying like most bars." Not that Ben goes to most bars, but I'm just saying.
LB has 3 dollar Guinness... of course that means I'll be going to LB...dear god are they gonna have poker tommorow night...I'll be so annoyed. God I'm probably gonna just stay home and play gunbound.
McBrides has them for 2.50, but there's a $5 cover...not feeling that so much.
Aww dammit...guess I should stay in tonight...gonna be all kinds of checkpoints happening around Olathe tonight, which means either I sleep in a parking lot somewhere (and probably get harassed) or don't leave the safety of my house to begin with.
I feel repressed.
there is always paddy wagon...ie free cab rides.
I think that's only from Westport :-\. I could just stop drinking at midnight.
I don't know...I'll decide after watching Doctor Who.
Only from westport...bah...I should just put air in my bikes tires.
That show is awesome.
Best line ever: "It's an Ipod."
I'm in too good a mood to stay in now...!
Pinot noir and Taco Bell...a match made in heaven...