I read the funniest text message ever...5 am...'''omg wes left me puking in the parking lot..' lolzorz.
I found out why I was so sick...lovely viral gastritis.
I hate the ER. And, I hate IVs...really really really hate them. My left arm looks like it was hit by a truck.
I have dangerous animal marked on my medical folder they won?t give me a IV or needle with out sedating me first. :P
:p I worked with wild animals for years..I bet I can take you down and stab you..no problem :p..
if not..needle on a stick works wonders :>
Grin might have better luck with a tranquilizer gun...
My mom's favorite story of me is when I was 6 and had to get a shot of immunoglobulin...she swears it took 6 nurses to hold me down.
Sadly, my blood pressure was too low for me to do much of anything Monday night except glare at the 3 different people who were turning my veins into sausage.
Awesome.... death is so fufilling.
Quote from: Thesifer on March 02, 2006, 06:33:53 PM
DeathCow is the greatest at comforting people! :D
Yes. I am.