Because it's late, and I'm bored....
Make up your own punchline to the following joke:
A Tyrannosaur walks into the room from nowhere....
The lizard stumbles to the ground with a loud crash!
hahahhahah
And boy were his arms short!
Quote from: DeathCow on May 27, 2006, 04:39:52 AM
And boy were his arms short!
Hehe, I met a girl once everyone called t-rex, cos her eyes were too far apart and she had little arms. I think she had a genetic problem.
...and asks, have you seen my dog REX?
That physically hurt me to type
Due to popular demand....a slight change...
A Tyrannosaur walks into a bar....
Cos his eyes can only detect movement!!
;D
And crushes it Godzilla-style
The Homely Hearth, Common Room
You notice wooden chair here.
Also here: barmaid.?
Obvious exits: north, south, east, west
[HP=4273/MA=2000]:
Tyrannosaur walks into the room from nowhere.
[HP=4273/MA=2000]:
The Homely Hearth, Common Room
You notice wooden chair here.
Also here: barmaid, Tyrannosaur.
Obvious exits: north, south, east, west
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Silver Street, Western End
Obvious exits: north, south, east, west
Someone yells from the south "OMFG U NOOB AHrhhg."
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The Homely Hearth, Common Room
You notice wooden chair here.
Also here: Fat Tyrannosaur.
...the bartender asks, "Eat any good books lately?"
Side note: Fat Tyrannosaur? hee
You don't have to out run the tyranosaur, you just have to outrun the barmaid.
...the bartender says, "Here's your tab."
Tyrannosaur says, "$250?! What the fuck?"
Quote from: Valentine on May 27, 2006, 10:46:11 PM
A Tyrannosaur walks into a bar....?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!
Get it! Get it!!