These attack stats should be better...

[Krusty]

Since last night, the Timelord has been trying to kill a stupid foul minion.  These stats are unbelievable:

for a duration of 8hrs and 55min...
Exp:   0 exp/hr
Cash:  0 copper/hr
Miss:  100%
Hit:   0%    Rng:0-0      Avg:0
Extra: 0%    Rng:0-0      Avg:0
Crit:  0%    Rng:0-0      Avg:0
BS:    ---   Rng:0-0      Avg:0
Pre:   N/A   Rng:0-0      Avg:0
Cast:  N/A   Rng:0-0      Avg:0
Round:       Rng:0-0      Avg:0
Sneak: 0%   
Dodge: 0%   

That's like stupid bad...

[The Crazy Animal]

Were you partied?
If so was anyone else hitting the foul minion?
If yes then could we also have their results?

[Krusty]

he is/was alone - he's been hitting (or trying to hit) the thing for a day now.  Straight up 0%, has hit everything but net... or rim for that matter.

[The Crazy Animal]

Same weapon? Stats, Level???

[Krusty]

he's parked in the small town arena whiffing at golems w/Vitoc.  He's lvl60 human timelord w/exquisite morningstar max stats.  He will stay in arena until he gets his manhood back.

[The Crazy Animal]

Would you mind posting your inventory?

I just want to make sure I get all the details in here.

[Krusty]

Small Village, Training Arena
You notice 32137 copper farthings, 1592 copper ores here.
Also here: Vitoc, small frost golem.
Obvious exits: down
[HP=504/MA=392]:i
You are carrying 7 runic coins, 14 platinum pieces, iron sallet (Head), plate
gauntlets (Hands), plate boots (Feet), sparkling silk cape (Back), full plate
leggings (Legs), mithril demi-armour (Torso), exquisite morningstar (Weapon
Hand)
You have no keys.
Wealth: 7140000 copper farthings
Encumbrance: 2497/4800 - Medium [52%]
[HP=504/MA=392]:

[Vitoc]

Krusty, I changed acc again.  I think we got it right this time. <crosses fingers>