he's an asshole

Started by Valentine, January 30, 2006, 01:25:19 AM

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Coming home with blood in my alcohol should be a happy occasion, not opening my email to see some bullshit.

I shouldn't want to drink more when i get home. THat's wrong.
"...There was always a minority afraid of something, and a great majority afraid of the dark, afraid of the future, afraid of the past, afraid of the present, afraid of themselves and shadows of themselves..." --Ray Bradbury, The Martian Chronicles

Thats why I don't check my email when I'm drunk...

TCA

i'm so happy. my rocky horror sex dream made it on the other forum.

so I like men in corsets. that's normal and healthy.

I'm gonna die laughing.
"...There was always a minority afraid of something, and a great majority afraid of the dark, afraid of the future, afraid of the past, afraid of the present, afraid of themselves and shadows of themselves..." --Ray Bradbury, The Martian Chronicles

What no mention of the fishnets????

TCA

It was the corset that did it for me. I like shoulders. They distract me.

Its' like...ewok---something shiny; hillary--deltoid and a bicep...hot groin and a tricep

makes me wanna take charles atlas by the hand...
"...There was always a minority afraid of something, and a great majority afraid of the dark, afraid of the future, afraid of the past, afraid of the present, afraid of themselves and shadows of themselves..." --Ray Bradbury, The Martian Chronicles


Yikes....

Yeah, definitely need a breathalyzer on my electronics...I don't remember any of this.

But the corset statement is true. I'm just saying...
"...There was always a minority afraid of something, and a great majority afraid of the dark, afraid of the future, afraid of the past, afraid of the present, afraid of themselves and shadows of themselves..." --Ray Bradbury, The Martian Chronicles

See now I wonder why you said you need one on your phone in that other post...


TCA

Vitoc made me promise to get a breathelizer on my keyboard...boy did I fool him.

Would you be more likely to put one on your keyboard if it was shaped like a...nevermind.
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Yes clearly I'm making a text porn.  Lesuire Suit Mud.

The phone thing....um....nothing....I do not send drunken txt messages to random people on my contact list, and I do not call my exes and promise them certain favors and then never show up.

I just found out I have this whole weekend free from responsibility. I won't know what to do....I can't even remember the last Saturday night I had to myself.

Well, I guess not remembering it doesn't really say much...I don't plan on remembering this one either.
"...There was always a minority afraid of something, and a great majority afraid of the dark, afraid of the future, afraid of the past, afraid of the present, afraid of themselves and shadows of themselves..." --Ray Bradbury, The Martian Chronicles