Womb tried very hard:

[MudHunter]

Storm Mountain, Near Summit
You notice 593 gold crowns here.
Also here: Grey, Mini, big stone giant, big stone giant, stone giant.
Obvious exits: east, up
[HP=728/MA=96]:e
WombShifta casts entangle on you, ensnaring you with powerful vines!
You are entangled!
Edge attempts to cast song of stunning on you, but you resist!
Mini moves to attack big stone giant.
Mini moves to attack big stone giant.
WombShifta moves to attack you!
[PVP detected! (12:26 pm)]
[Player WombShifta marked as enemy!]
Edge moves to attack you!
[PVP detected! (12:26 pm)]
[Player Edge marked as enemy!]
Edge moves to attack big stone giant.
Edge moves to attack big stone giant.
[HP=728/MA=96]:
Edge moves to attack big stone giant.
Edge moves to attack big stone giant.
Grey moves to attack big stone giant.
Grey moves to attack big stone giant.
WombShifta moves to attack big stone giant.
WombShifta moves to attack big stone giant.
Skuz moves to attack you!
[PVP detected! (12:26 pm)]
[Player Skuz marked as enemy!]
[HP=728/MA=96]:gb {Being attacked by WombShifta}
Grey moves to attack you!
[PVP detected! (12:26 pm)]
[Player Grey marked as enemy!]
[Player Grey remote control access removed!]
Grey moves to attack big stone giant.
Grey moves to attack big stone giant.
Grey moves to attack big stone giant.
Grey moves to attack big stone giant.
Grey moves to attack big stone giant.
Grey moves to attack big stone giant.
Grey moves to attack big stone giant.
Grey moves to attack big stone giant.
[HP=728/MA=96]:gb {Being attacked by Edge}
gb {Being attacked by Skuz}
gb {Being attacked by Grey}
Edge moves to attack big stone giant.
Edge moves to attack big stone giant.
Grey moves to attack big stone giant.
Grey moves to attack big stone giant.
Grey moves to attack big stone giant.
Grey moves to attack big stone giant.
Mini moves to attack big stone giant.
Mini moves to attack big stone giant.
Grey moves to attack big stone giant.
Grey moves to attack big stone giant.
Mini moves to attack big stone giant.
Mini moves to attack big stone giant.
You are entangled!
Storm Mountain, Near Summit
You notice 593 gold crowns here.
Also here: WombShifta, Skuz, Edge, Grey, Mini, big stone giant, big stone
giant, stone giant.
Obvious exits: east, up
Myrddin gangpaths: {Being attacked by WombShifta}
Myrddin gangpaths: {Being attacked by Edge}
Myrddin gangpaths: {Being attacked by Skuz}
Myrddin gangpaths: {Being attacked by Grey}
Skuz moves to attack big stone giant.
Skuz moves to attack big stone giant.
[HP=728/MA=96]:enta WombShifta
You cast entangle, ensnaring WombShifta with powerful vines!
Mini moves to attack big stone giant.
Mini moves to attack big stone giant.
[HP=728/MA=84]:enta WombShifta
You have already cast a spell this round!
WombShifta says "@held"
[HP=728/MA=84]:a WombShifta
*Combat Engaged*
WombShifta says "@kill Myrddin"
WombShifta moves to attack you!
Grey just disconnected!!!
Edge says (to WombShifta) "{no - player is a friend}"
Mini moves to attack big stone giant.
Mini moves to attack big stone giant.
Mini just disconnected!!!
Skuz just disconnected!!!
The big stone giant bludgeons Edge for 23 damage!
The big stone giant bludgeons Edge for 33 damage!
The big stone giant swipes at Edge with their gargantuan stone maul!
The big stone giant launches a massive boulder, which crushes Edge for 107 damag
e!
The stone giant swipes at WombShifta with their gargantuan stone maul, but he do
dges!
The stone giant bludgeons WombShifta for 28 damage!
The stone giant swipes at WombShifta with their gargantuan stone maul, but he do
dges!
WombShifta critically hacks you for 153 damage!
Ice freezes you for 8 damage!
WombShifta lunges at at you!
WombShifta critically slashes you for 140 damage!
Ice freezes you for 8 damage!
WombShifta slashes you for 42 damage!
Ice freezes you for 6 damage!
WombShifta hacks you for 25 damage!
Ice freezes you for 15 damage!
Edge lunges at at big stone giant!
Edge hacks big stone giant for 40 damage!
Ice freezes big stone giant for ice freezes damage!
Edge hacks big stone giant for 16 damage!
Ice freezes big stone giant for ice freezes damage!
Edge critically hacks big stone giant for 132 damage!
Ice freezes big stone giant for ice freezes damage!
Edge slashes big stone giant for 23 damage!
Ice freezes big stone giant for ice freezes damage!
You smash WombShifta for 50 damage!
A blazing comet strikes WombShifta for 38 damage!
You critically smash WombShifta for 116 damage!
A blazing comet strikes WombShifta for 54 damage!
You pound WombShifta for 13 damage!
A blazing comet strikes WombShifta for 20 damage!
You critically pound WombShifta for 156 damage!
You critically smash WombShifta for 178 damage!
WombShifta drops to the ground!
Edge says "@heal"
[HP=331/MA=84]:a wom
*Combat Off*
*Combat Engaged*
Edge hacks big stone giant for 38 damage!
Ice freezes big stone giant for ice freezes damage!
Edge critically hacks big stone giant for 157 damage!
Ice freezes big stone giant for ice freezes damage!
Edge critically hacks big stone giant for 91 damage!
The stone giant turns ashen as he dies!
You critically crush WombShifta for 201 damage!
WombShifta is dead.
Myrddin just bitch-slapped WombShifta!
*Combat Off*
The big stone giant launches a massive boulder, which crushes you for 119 damage
!
WombShifta is dead.

[Hydroponic]

WTF???

[Gardner Denver]

WombShifta says "@kill Myrddin"
WombShifta moves to attack you!
Grey just disconnected!!!
Edge says (to WombShifta) "{no - player is a friend}"
Mini just disconnected!!!
Skuz just disconnected!!!

Just can't rely on your friends these days I guess...  Poor Womb, left hanging out there all alone. 

[Crabster]

WombShifta says "@kill Myrddin"
WombShifta moves to attack you!
Grey just disconnected!!!
Edge says (to WombShifta) "{no - player is a friend}"
Mini just disconnected!!!
Skuz just disconnected!!!

Just can't rely on your friends these days I guess...  Poor Womb, left hanging out there all alone.

edge disobeyed a direct order!!! or was that a lawful order?? uh oh spaghettio

[MudHunter]

So I'm sitting in the arena, and was at work:


Arena Practice Room
Also here: hardened practice dummy.
Obvious exits: down
[HP=728/MA=124]: (Resting)
Arena Practice Room
Also here: hardened practice dummy.
Obvious exits: down
WombShifta peeks in from below!
[HP=728/MA=124]: (Resting)
Arena Practice Room
Also here: hardened practice dummy.
Obvious exits: down
The forces of nature leave you.
[HP=728/MA=124]: (Resting) prow
You cast natural prowess!
Wild forces of nature enhance your prowess!
[HP=728/MA=104]:rest
You are now resting.
WombShifta is looking at you.
WombShifta lunges at at you!
[HP=728/MA=116]: (Resting)
Arena Practice Room
Also here: WombShifta*, Edge*, Skuz*, Meatybone*, hardened practice dummy.
Obvious exits: down
[HP=728/MA=116]: (Resting) enta WombShifta
You cast entangle, ensnaring WombShifta with powerful vines!
WombShifta just disconnected!!!
[HP=728/MA=104]:enta WombShifta
You don't see wombshifta here!
[HP=728/MA=104]:
Arena Practice Room
Also here: Edge*, Skuz*, Meatybone*, hardened practice dummy.
Obvious exits: down
[HP=728/MA=104]:a Edge
*Combat Engaged*
*Combat Off*
Edge just disconnected!!!
[HP=728/MA=104]:a Skuz
*Combat Engaged*
WombShifta just entered the Realm.
WombShifta walks into the room from nowhere.
*Combat Off*
Skuz just disconnected!!!
[HP=728/MA=104]:
Arena Practice Room
Also here: Meatybone*, WombShifta*, hardened practice dummy.
Obvious exits: down
[HP=728/MA=104]:a WombShifta
*Combat Engaged*
WombShifta moves to attack you!
You critically slice WombShifta for 188 damage!
You critically cut WombShifta for 172 damage!
You critically slash WombShifta for 123 damage!
You slice WombShifta for 46 damage!
You critically slice WombShifta for 129 damage!
WombShifta drops to the ground!
You slash WombShifta for 43 damage!
WombShifta is dead.
*Combat Off*
[HP=728/MA=104]:
Arena Practice Room
Also here: Meatybone*, hardened practice dummy.
Obvious exits: down
[HP=728/MA=104]:l Meatybone
[ Meatybone  ](Game of Pwns)
Meatybone is a colossal, physically Godlike Gaunt One Missionary with no hair
and black eyes. He moves blindingly fast, and is quite attractive and pleasant
to be around. Meatybone appears to be brilliant and looks like he is one with
the Gods. He is unwounded.

He is equipped with:

azure shamshir                 (Weapon Hand)
wyvernhide helm                (Head)
white dragon gauntlets         (Hands)
mithril ring                   (Finger)
moonstone ring                 (Finger)
wyvernhide boots               (Feet)
stormmetal bracers             (Arms)
faith keeper                   (Back)
phoenix feather                (Neck)
wyvernhide pants               (Legs)
lionskin belt                  (Waist)
rotted worm skin               (Torso)
runed wrist guard              (Off-Hand)
silver bracelet                (Wrist)
fingerbone bracelet            (Wrist)
diamond earrings               (Ears)
silver emblem                  (Worn)

[HP=728/MA=104]:rest
You are now resting.
Meatybone casts greater healing on WombShifta!
Meatybone just left downwards.
[HP=728/MA=104]: (Resting)
Arena Practice Room
Also here: hardened practice dummy.
Obvious exits: down
WombShifta surprise impales you for 232 damage!
[PVP detected! (11:07 pm)]
Ice freezes you for 10 damage!
Meatybone swings at at you!
[HP=486/MA=116]: (Resting) gb {Being attacked by WombShifta}
Myrddin gangpaths: {Being attacked by WombShifta}
[HP=486/MA=116]: (Resting)
Arena Practice Room
Also here: WombShifta*, Meatybone*, hardened practice dummy.
Obvious exits: down
[HP=486/MA=116]: (Resting) mend
You cast mend on Myrddin, regenerating 24 damage!
[HP=510/MA=112]:a WombShifta
*Combat Engaged*
WombShifta just left downwards.
Meatybone just left downwards.
[HP=510/MA=112]:rest
*Combat Off*
You are now resting.
[HP=510/MA=112]: (Resting)
Arena Practice Room
Also here: hardened practice dummy.
Obvious exits: down
[HP=510/MA=112]: (Resting) rhel
You have already cast a spell this round!
[HP=510/MA=112]:rest
You are now resting.
[HP=510/MA=112]: (Resting) rhel
You cast rapid healing on Myrddin!
You are healing faster!
[HP=510/MA=104]:rest
You are now resting.
[HP=510/MA=104]: (Resting) mend
You cast mend on Myrddin, regenerating 27 damage!
[HP=537/MA=100]:rest
You are now resting.
WombShifta is looking at you.
WombShifta surprise slashes you for 269 damage!
[PVP detected! (11:07 pm)]
Ice freezes you for 8 damage!
Meatybone surprise rips you for 324 damage!
You drop to the ground!
You have been killed!
[Session ended (11:07 pm)]
Arena Stands, Concession Store
Obvious exits: south, east
[HP=728/MA=124]:gb {Being attacked by WombShifta}
Myrddin gangpaths: {Being attacked by WombShifta}
[HP=728/MA=124]:
Arena Stands, Concession Store
Obvious exits: south, east


Duhh, you seriously suck so hard.

My MEGA rocked you. I'm a little shocked it took only 2 tries.