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[DeathCow]

Sovereign Street, Northern End                 
Obvious exits: north, south, east, west       
Ghaleon walks into the room from the west.     
Ghaleon just entered the Realm.               
Ghaleon walks into the room from nowhere.     
Ghaleon just entered the Realm.               

[DeathCow]

Welcome to The Official Greater MUD Server, DeathCow!
Please choose one of the following options:

G : Greater MUD (0.5.2339.17)
P : Change Password
X : Logoff

Please make your selection: g
Arena Practice Room
Also here: practice dummy, Tyrannosaur, Tyrannosaur, Tyrannosaur, Tyrannosaur.
Obvious exits: north, up
Tyrannosaur walks into the room from nowhere.
Tyrannosaur walks into the room from nowhere.
Tyrannosaur walks into the room from nowhere.
[HP=4273/MA=2000]:
Arena Practice Room
Also here: practice dummy, Tyrannosaur, Tyrannosaur, Tyrannosaur, Tyrannosaur.
Obvious exits: north, up
[HP=4273/MA=2000]:
Arena Practice Room
Also here: practice dummy, Tyrannosaur, Tyrannosaur, Tyrannosaur, Tyrannosaur.
Obvious exits: north, up
[HP=4273/MA=2000]:stat
Name: DeathCow ChangeMe                Lives/CP: 1009908/20020
Race: Human       Exp: 70551378024121  Perception:    374
Class: Warrior    Level: 289           Stealth:         0
Hits:  4273/4273  Armour Class: 99999/9999 Thievery:        0
Mana:  2000/2000  Spellcasting: 0      Traps:           0
                                       Picklocks:       0
Strength:  100    Agility: 100         Tracking:        0
Intellect: 100    Health:  100         Martial Arts:  339
Willpower: 100    Charm:   100         MagicRes:     10249
[HP=4273/MA=2000]:who
         Current Adventurers
         ===================

         Beezlebub Darkone           -  Unknown
         DeathCow ChangeMe           -  Unknown
         Denali GMC                  -  Unknown
         Ghaleon ChangeMe            -  Unknown
         Ian ChangeMe                -  Unknown
         Locke Cole                  -  Unknown
         Lockette Cole               -  The Hand
         Sampoerna Clovesmoker       -  Demonbane
         Scathach OfShadows          -  Templar
         Soul Guardian               -  Unknown
         Thesifer Penis              -  Unknown
         Valentine Helyanwe          -  Unknown
         Vitoc SorryBoutThat         -  Grand Exemplar
[HP=4273/MA=2000]:[Session ended (08:27 am)]
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Welcome to The Official Greater MUD Server, DeathCow!
Please choose one of the following options:

G : Greater MUD (0.5.2339.17)
P : Change Password
X : Logoff

Please make your selection: g
Arena Practice Room
Also here: practice dummy, Tyrannosaur, Tyrannosaur, Tyrannosaur, Tyrannosaur.
Obvious exits: north, up
Tyrannosaur walks into the room from nowhere.
Tyrannosaur walks into the room from nowhere.
Tyrannosaur walks into the room from nowhere.
Tyrannosaur walks into the room from nowhere.
[HP=4273/MA=2000]:
Arena Practice Room
Also here: practice dummy, Tyrannosaur, Tyrannosaur, Tyrannosaur, Tyrannosaur.
Obvious exits: north, up
[HP=4273/MA=2000]:
Arena Practice Room
Also here: practice dummy, Tyrannosaur, Tyrannosaur, Tyrannosaur, Tyrannosaur.
Obvious exits: north, up
[HP=4273/MA=2000]:i
You are carrying Six Platinum Nipple Rings (Waist), 2 wooden chair
You have no keys.
Wealth: 0 copper farthings
Encumbrance: 505/4800 - None [10%]
[HP=4273/MA=2000]:who
         Current Adventurers
         ===================

         Beezlebub Darkone           -  Unknown
         DeathCow ChangeMe           -  Unknown
         Denali GMC                  -  Unknown
         Ghaleon ChangeMe            -  Unknown
         Ian ChangeMe                -  Unknown
         Locke Cole                  -  Unknown
         Lockette Cole               -  The Hand
         Sampoerna Clovesmoker       -  Demonbane
         Scathach OfShadows          -  Templar
         Soul Guardian               -  Unknown
         Thesifer Penis              -  Unknown
         Valentine Helyanwe          -  Unknown
         Vitoc SorryBoutThat         -  Grand Exemplar
[HP=4273/MA=2000]:
Arena Practice Room
Also here: practice dummy, Tyrannosaur, Tyrannosaur, Tyrannosaur, Tyrannosaur.
Obvious exits: north, up

[Ian]

Okay, so you've got a penchant for nipple rings (obviously edited), 2000 mana on a human warrior (part of the nipple ring edit?), and you feel you need over 1 million lives....

You could have just said when entering the realm, weird monster/PC entry messages are generated.