Ahh coding jokes. Is there anything funnier?

[Ian]

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THE LIGHTER SIDE OF COMPUTERS
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Klingon Software Quality Assurance

The top 12 things likely to be overheard if you had Klingon
programmers working for you:

12)? Specifications are for the weak and timid!!

11)? This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium
processors if I am to do battle with this code.

10)? You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've read
it in the original Klingon.

9)? Indentation?! I will show you how to indent when I
indent your skull!

8 )? What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make
software 'releases'. Our software escapes, leaving a bloody
trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake!

7)? Klingon function calls do not have "parameters" - they
have "arguments"- and they ALWAYS WIN THEM

6)? Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not
coddle the weak.

5)? I have challenged the entire Quality Assurance team to a
Bat-Leh contest! They will not concern us again.

4)? A TRUE Klingon warrior does not comment his code.

3)? By filing this bug report you have challenged the honor
of my family. Prepare to die!

2)? You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill
you where you stand!

1)? Our users will know fear and cower before our software!
Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!

[DeathCow]

10)  You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've read
it in the original Klingon.


Excellent, ahh shakespear.

[Valentine]

I was going to post that...I'm too slow though.

In other news, I was searching my DirecTV guide for a horror movie marathon in honor of 6/6/6 (there was none...grr) but found this:

Clifford's Teletubbies Barbeque

That's how it truncated the show titles...and I thought it was funny. I kind of want to make that movie now.