Shrek is dead.

[Silas]

Natalie "DESTROYING" Shrek

Mithril Mine, Cart Track
Also here: Machete, Shrek*.
Obvious exits: west, southeast
Shrek just left to the west.
[HP=604]:hide
Attempting to hide...
[HP=604]:bs shrek
You may not backstab with this weapon!
[HP=604]:Your command had no effect.
[HP=604]:bs shrek
You may not backstab with this weapon!
[HP=604]:Your command had no effect.
Shrek is searching the area.
[HP=604]:bs shrek
You may not backstab with this weapon!
*Combat Engaged*
Shrek stops to rest.
You critically cleave Shrek for 117 damage!
You critically chop Shrek for 131 damage!
You cut Shrek for 37 damage!
You critically chop Shrek for 91 damage!
You critically chop Shrek for 108 damage!
[HP=604]:(Dmg:484 Tot:817)
Shrek just left to the west.
Shrek just disconnected!!!
[HP=604]:w
Mithril Mine, Cart Track
Obvious exits: north, east
Machete walks into the room from the east.
*Combat Off*
[HP=604]:l n
Mithril Mine, Cart Track
    This long, low-ceilinged tunnel is supported by heavy wooden beams that run
up the walls and cross the ceiling. The tunnel walls themselves are made of a
brownish-red rock, run through with thin veins of mithril too small to mine.
Along the floor runs a metal cart track, for use in moving mine carts along
through the tunnel.
Obvious exits: north, south
[HP=604]:br noice
Broadcast from Natalie "noice"
[HP=604]:br 484 damage on shrek
Broadcast from Pentagruel "heh"
Broadcast from Bitcrunchr "hey nat"
Broadcast from Pentagruel "you kill shrek?"
Broadcast from Natalie "484 damage on shrek"
[HP=604]:hide
Attempting to hide... You don't think you are hidden.
[HP=604]:sn
Attempting to sneak...
[HP=604]:*hide
Your command had no effect.
[HP=604]:hide
Attempting to hide...
Machete gossips: what was that for
Shrek just entered the Realm.
Shrek walks into the room from nowhere.
[HP=604]:
Mithril Mine, Cart Track
Also here: Machete*, Shrek*.
Obvious exits: north, east
[HP=604]:bs shrek
You may not backstab with this weapon!
*Combat Engaged*
You chop Shrek for 23 damage!
You critically cut Shrek for 126 damage!
Shrek drops to the ground!
Shrek is dead.
*Combat Off*
Shrek is dead.
Shrek is dead.
Shrek gossips: your a fucking cheat
Machete picks up some platinum pieces
[HP=604]:
Mithril Mine, Cart Track
You notice 23 gold crowns, 2 rope and grapples, silk trousers, silk gloves,
silk robe, mine pass, scroll of minor healing here.
Also here: Machete*.
Obvious exits: north, east
Pentagruel gossips: haha
Shrek gossips: oh get fucked
Pentagruel gossips: pwned
[HP=604]:r he
Your command had no effect.
[HP=604]:br he dead
Broadcast from Natalie "he dead"

[Fuxsiloh]

Interesting to note that Natalie got the kill, yet Sry made the post (nice observation Gardner). This slip up, in addition to the earlier slip up in which Natalie responded as Sry in gossip is providing the Realm with some pretty convincing evidence of duping.

But anyway, Sry (aka Natalie) seemed to make a big deal of two things yesterday which I found amusing. The first being that he finally managed to get a kill on me, albeit by cheating, which can be viewed here:

http://www.greatermud.com/forums/index.php?topic=2168.msg10834;topicseen#msg10834

Secondly, Sry (aka Natalie) also seemed proud of dealing out 484 damage. So in response to these two points I would like to bring you all.......

--THE NATALIE KILLS ROADSHOW 2009-- (Please feel free to make additions if you have any to add)

Tally is 8 kills, there have been more but I didn't cap them all. And yeah, 484 damage? Try 622 damage (see Kill #8)

KILL #1

[HP=578/KAI=2]:ju Natalie
A dark cloud passes over you
*Combat Engaged*
King casts hold person on Natalie!
[HP=578/KAI=2]:
Giant Fortress, Path of Bones
You notice 46 gold crowns, 265 silver nobles here.
Also here: Natalie*, Musty, King, Glados, Leroy*, Fattore*.
Obvious exits: north, south, east, west
King moves to attack Natalie.
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 125 damage!
You jumpkick Natalie for 17 damage!
You swing at Natalie!
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 150 damage!
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 110 damage!
Musty skewers Natalie for 6 damage!
Musty pierces Natalie for 23 damage!
Musty critically impales Natalie for 95 damage!
Musty critically skewers Natalie for 129 damage!
Natalie drops to the ground!
Natalie is dead.
*Combat Off*
Natalie is dead.
[HP=578/KAI=2]:
Giant Fortress, Path of Bones
You notice 17 platinum pieces, 155 gold crowns, 265 silver nobles, leather
belt, gunsen, cat's-eye pendant, multicoloured sash, adamantite key, 4 moldy
keys, amethyst ring, fingerbone bracelet, diamond, 3 golden idols, 2 scroll of
wrathful curses, astral trousers, emerald-studded bracelet, mine pass, carved
ivory mask, skeleton key, pine wand, winged sandals, astral gloves, skullcap,
shadow cloak, starsteel mace, sapphire ring, 15 scroll of blurs, black star
key, greasy leather bracelet, crimson bracers, 4 blue keys, 4 ornate blue keys, ninja battle armour,
rope and grapple here.
Also here: Musty, King*, Glados, Leroy*, Fattore*.
Obvious exits: north, south, east, west


KILL #2

[HP=578/KAI=11]:sea
You notice 6 gold crowns, 434 silver nobles, wooden skiff here.
[HP=578/KAI=11]:sea
You see Natalie hiding in the shadows.
Natalie just left to the east.
[HP=578/KAI=11]:e
Giant Fortress, Massive Gate
You notice 63 gold crowns, 306 silver nobles here.
Obvious exits: east, open gate west, northeast, southeast
King walks into the room from the west.
Glados walks into the room from the west.
Leroy walks into the room from the west.
Leroy moves to attack Natalie.
King casts hold person on Natalie!
[HP=578/KAI=11]:w
King moves to attack Natalie.
King impales Natalie for 20 damage!
King pierces Natalie for 17 damage!
King critically impales Natalie for 159 damage!
King pierces Natalie for 19 damage!
King critically impales Natalie for 161 damage!
Leroy skewers Natalie for 22 damage!
Leroy critically impales Natalie for 167 damage!
Leroy pierces Natalie for 23 damage!
Natalie drops to the ground!
Leroy pierces Natalie for 24 damage!
Natalie is dead.
Natalie is dead.
Natalie is dead.


KILL #3

King moves to attack Natalie.
Giant Fortress, Massive Gate
You notice 282 gold crowns, 306 silver nobles, giantwood club here.
Also here: Musty, King*, Glados, Leroy*, Natalie.
Obvious exits: east, open gate west, northeast, southeast
Leroy moves to attack Natalie.
King moves to attack Natalie.
King moves to attack Natalie.
Natalie moves to attack King.
Musty surprise skewers Natalie for 238 damage!
You throw a net at Natalie and entangle them!
King impales Natalie for 11 damage!
King pierces Natalie for 14 damage!
King critically impales Natalie for 176 damage!
King skewers Natalie for 19 damage!
King pierces Natalie for 19 damage!
Leroy pierces Natalie for 24 damage!
Leroy impales Natalie for 41 damage!
Natalie drops to the ground!
Leroy skewers Natalie for 28 damage!
Natalie is dead.
*Combat Off*
Natalie is dead.
Natalie is dead.


KILL #4

*Combat Engaged*
Mersinary just left the Realm.
King moves to attack Natalie.
King moves to attack Natalie.
Musty moves to attack Natalie.
nasty hill giant shaman attempts to cast splinterstorm on King, but fails.
The nasty hill giant shaman swipes at Musty with their giantwood club, but he dodges!
The nasty hill giant shaman swipes at Musty with their giantwood club, but he dodges!
angry hill giant shaman attempts to cast splinterstorm on Musty, but fails.
You jumpkick Natalie for 24 damage!
You jumpkick Natalie for 44 damage!
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 134 damage!
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 119 damage!
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 179 damage!
King critically skewers Natalie for 129 damage!
Natalie drops to the ground!
Natalie is dead.
*Combat Off*
Natalie is dead.


KILL #5

*Combat Engaged*
You jumpkick Natalie for 54 damage!
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 132 damage!
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 215 damage!
You jumpkick Natalie for 28 damage!
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 149 damage!
King casts hold person on Natalie!
King moves to attack Natalie.
King moves to attack Natalie.
Musty moves to attack Natalie.
King moves to attack Natalie.
[HP=585/KAI=29]:
Barren Hills, Fortress Gate
You notice 51 gold crowns, 292 silver nobles here.
Also here: Natalie*, King*, Musty*, Glados.
Obvious exits: north, south, open gate east
Musty moves to attack Natalie.
King moves to attack Natalie.
*Combat Off*
Natalie drops to the ground!
Natalie just disconnected!!!

Natalie just entered the Realm.
[HP=585/KAI=30]:ju Natalie
A dark cloud passes over you
Your black and white serpent ring has been removed.
*Combat Engaged*
King casts hold person on Natalie!
King moves to attack Natalie.
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 126 damage!
Natalie is dead.
*Combat Off*
Natalie is dead.
Natalie is dead.


KILL #6

[HP=575/KAI=32]:ju Natalie
A dark cloud passes over you
*Combat Engaged*
[HP=575/KAI=32]:bg weren't in room
Shrek gangpaths: weren't in room
[HP=575/KAI=32]:
Giant Fortress, Path of Bones
You notice 143 gold crowns, 535 silver nobles here.
Also here: King*, Glados, Musty*, Natalie*.
Obvious exits: north, south, east, west
King moves to attack Natalie.
King moves to attack Natalie.
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 132 damage!
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 151 damage!
Natalie drops to the ground!
Natalie is dead.
*Combat Off*
Natalie is dead.
Natalie is dead.
Natalie just disconnected!!!


KILL #7

Giant Fortress, Path of Bones
You notice 144 gold crowns, 562 silver nobles here.
Also here: King*, Glados.
Obvious exits: north, south, east, west
A hill giant stomps into the room!
A hill giant shaman stomps into the room!
[HP=575/KAI=32]:
Giant Fortress, Path of Bones
You notice 144 gold crowns, 562 silver nobles here.
Also here: King*, Glados, Natalie*, angry hill giant, small hill giant shaman.
Obvious exits: north, south, east, west
[HP=575/KAI=32]:ju Natalie
*Combat Engaged*
The angry hill giant swipes at Glados with their giantwood club, but he dodges!
The angry hill giant swipes at Glados with their giantwood club!
The angry hill giant swipes at Glados with their giantwood club!
The small hill giant shaman swipes at you with their giantwood club, but you dodge!
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 121 damage!
You jumpkick Natalie for 34 damage!
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 156 damage!
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 152 damage!
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 134 damage!
Natalie drops to the ground!
Musty moves to attack Natalie.
Glados moves to attack small hill giant shaman.
Glados moves to attack small hill giant shaman.
King casts hold person on Natalie!
[HP=575/KAI=32]:
Giant Fortress, Path of Bones
You notice 144 gold crowns, 562 silver nobles here.
Also here: King*, Glados, Musty*, Natalie*, angry hill giant, small hill giant
shaman.
Obvious exits: north, south, east, west
King moves to attack Natalie.
[HP=575/KAI=32]:ju
*Combat Off*
*Combat Engaged*
[HP=575/KAI=32]:ju
*Combat Off*
*Combat Engaged*
King moves to attack Natalie.
Giant Fortress, Path of Bones
You notice 144 gold crowns, 562 silver nobles here.
Also here: King*, Glados, Musty*, Natalie*, angry hill giant, small hill giant
shaman.
Obvious exits: north, south, east, west
You no longer feel safe from evil!
The way of the bear wears off.
*Combat Off*
Natalie is dead.
Natalie is dead.
Natalie is dead.
Natalie just disconnected!!!


KILL #8

This is the best one, solo, one round - game over. And yeah, 484? Ha, try 622 you useless fuck

Giant Fortress, Path of Bones
You notice 158 gold crowns, 659 silver nobles here.
Also here: Natalie*, Glados, thin hill giant shaman.
Obvious exits: north, south, east, west
The thin hill giant shaman swipes at you with their giantwood club, but you dodge!
The thin hill giant shaman swipes at you with their giantwood club!
The thin hill giant shaman swipes at you with their giantwood club, but you dodge!
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 151 damage!
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 242 damage!
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 229 damage!
Natalie drops to the ground!
Natalie is dead.
*Combat Off*
Natalie is dead.
Natalie is dead.

And for the record, I have only died to Natalie twice and Sry once. Duhh and Hydroponic have tallied more kills than you on me and they've done it without exploiting any bugs - so face it, the evidence is overwhelming, you're a loser. Your dupe Natalie was number 1 in the Realm and now you're not even in the Top 10. You've exploited the manabug in the war-pen to maximise your exp/hr with your dupe Sry and you used your dupe Machete yesterday to save your dupe Natalie.  And incidentally, how many lives is your dupe Natalie on? You'd have to be low - 5 of the kills listed above happened in a 2 hour window.

My offer still stands, retire all your dupes, chose 1 to play and I will leave you alone. But provided you continue to break the rules by playing more than 1 character on the PvP Realm I will hunt them all down. The saddest thing about you is that you somehow find it rewarding or satisfying to cheat on a Beta board - really, how fucking pathetic are you?

[Silas]

Surprisingly, Shrek is only outlaw! If Natalie only had an account to fend for herself. Oh wait, she doesn't need to.

[Ariel]

My offer still stands, retire all your dupes, chose 1 to play and I will leave you alone. But provided you continue to break the rules by playing more than 1 character on the PvP Realm I will hunt them all down. The saddest thing about you is that you somehow find it rewarding or satisfying to cheat on a Beta board - really, how fucking pathetic are you?

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This is kinda interesting. So you self-appoint yourself as the law enforcer on the realm.. hmmm....

[Fuxsiloh]

Not sure if the position requires appointment. Someone cheats you fuck them up.

[Ariel]

You're standing very high on the moral high ground.. I'm pretty sure at some point in time, you did cheat in your life..

Anyway you do not need a reason to "kill" someone in MUD.. just do it.. no justification required.