Naked Warrior vs Zzyzx

[Dakkon]

Blackwood Forest
 You notice 35 gold crowns, 1331 silver nobles, 975 copper farthings, 11 severed
arms, 11 severed legs, 5 decapitated heads here.
 Also here: Zzyzx, Judas, Edge, X, Blaze*, Padre.
 Obvious exits: north, southwest
 The room is dimly lit
 X stops to rest.
X kneels to meditate.
You are no longer following Blaze.
Blaze just disconnected!!!
X looks Padre up and down.
Edge looks Padre up and down.
Padre just disconnected!!!
[HP=717]:sea
 You notice 54021 silver nobles, 14790 copper farthings here.
 [HP=717]:
 Blackwood Forest
 You notice 35 gold crowns, 1331 silver nobles, 975 copper farthings, 11 severed
arms, 11 severed legs, 5 decapitated heads here.
 Also here: Zzyzx, Judas, Edge, X.
 Obvious exits: north, southwest
 The room is barely visible
 [HP=717]:a Zzyzx
 A dark cloud passes over you
 Your Darkbane has been removed.
Your platinum greathelm has been removed.
Your platinum plate gauntlets has been removed.
Your white gold ring has been removed.
Your silver signet ring has been removed.
Your platinum plate leggings has been removed.
Your silvery spiked corselet has been removed.
Your silvery spiked shield has been removed.
Your witchwood bracelet has been removed.
 *Combat Engaged*
Zzyzx says "@kill White"
 Zzyzx moves to attack you!
Zzyzx shoots an arrow and strikes you for 27 damage!
Zzyzx shoots an arrow and strikes you for 19 damage!
Zzyzx critically shoots an arrow and strikes you for 131 damage!
Zzyzx shoots an arrow and strikes you for 11 damage!
Zzyzx shoots an arrow and strikes you for 5 damage!
You critically punch Zzyzx for 58 damage!
You critically punch Zzyzx for 59 damage!
You critically punch Zzyzx for 42 damage!
You swings at Zzyzx, but he dodges out of the way!
You punch Zzyzx for 21 damage!
Edge casts mend on Zzyzx!
Zzyzx critically shoots an arrow and strikes you for 94 damage!
Zzyzx shoots an arrow and strikes you for 35 damage!
Zzyzx shoots an arrow and strikes you for 25 damage!
Zzyzx shoots an arrow and strikes you for 24 damage!
Zzyzx critically shoots an arrow and strikes you for 116 damage!
You punch Zzyzx for 2 damage!
You punch Zzyzx for 4 damage!
You critically punch Zzyzx for 79 damage!
You critically punch Zzyzx for 43 damage!
Zzyzx drops to the ground!
You punch Zzyzx for 13 damage!

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[y2duhh]

I didnt die and you hung plus it was mega vs mega so kind of a gay post

[Fuxsiloh]

BAHAHAHAHA! You were beaten by a naked warrior with fists.... I don't think anything can prove the point more emphatically. You fail. And Mega v Mega? You had mega set to attack back... so you fail. A lame user always blames his programs.

You sound like such a child too in your response *waah* *waah* "i didn't die" - *waah* "mega v mega" *waah* "i like to troll a 1980s text-based game" *waaah*.

Damn, I want to deliver you a 9mm pizza too.

[y2duhh]

yah i had mega set to attack back so what? i was at half hps and he still almost died and got hung being low,  he also had mega set to attack like a dumbass I win, you're an angry idiot per usual and good thing you hung or you would of died.

[Angruin]

hahahahaha

[Fuxsiloh]

I hung because I was AFK and smart. You fought back and got dropped because you were ATK and a retard.

And more of the *waaah* "i was at half hps" *waaah* "yous all angry" *waah* "where's my pizza" *waaah* again....

I would usually offer a Kleenex (or a box of them for someone so proficient in the art of crying like yourself), but I think it is a nappy change you require. Have you moved on to Huggies pull-ups yet? If so, I think I know what Santa will be bringing you for X-mas!

Oh and shit, I almost forgot... this is the funniest part -

Zzyzx drops to the ground!

And your assessment of this cap? - "I win". How anyone can draw that conclusion... well, it has all been said before, but can be succinctly summarised as follows: Deluded and stupid, the true trademarks of Duhh.

Seriously, ripping into you is just too easy. Even if you were 100 times as proficient in real life as you were in MUD, you'd still be giving blowies on a street corner. 

[y2duhh]

I was afk as much as White was, I was not at ATK like you insist that I was, when I came to keys white was hung and his silvery plate corselet was on the ground but I left it because I have no real beef with White. So yes I win, you talk alot of shit and really make no real points anytime anyone disagree with you they are whining but you're just a moron over there trying to talk down to people and failing terribly at it, must suck to be you.

[Fuxsiloh]

Zzyzx drops to the ground! + "I win" = You fail.

[Angruin]

cmon guys, its Duhh... you know he cant accept defeat :)

[Dakkon]

Just for the record it was a silvery spiked shield and pine wand I dropped... I just thought it was a funny post thats all... calm down children :P