Screen Caps-Editted to be Gmudish

[DeathCow]

][H=502/M=234/X=12696962] (Resting) :st
Name: Radikawa Whiteberg               Lives/CP:      9/0   
Race: Dark-Elf    Exp: 1182885938      Perception:    100
Class: Warlock    Level: 54            Stealth:       140
Hits:   502/502   Armour Class: 68/6  Thievery:        0
Mana: * 234/234   Spellcasting: 192    Traps:           0
                                       Picklocks:       0
Strength:  90     Agility: 120         Tracking:        0
Intellect: 110    Health:  90          Martial Arts:   64
Willpower: 70     Charm:   110         MagicRes:       85
You feel powerful!
You feel protected!
You feel armoured!
[H=502/M=234/X=12696962]:
Floating Citadel, Great Hall
    This huge circular chamber is walled with smoky grey crystal, and its
walls are etched with maps and diagrams of all manner of strange lands, many
of which you have never heard of before. The floor is carved to resemble the
face of the planet, with continents and oceans prominently displayed. In the
centre of the room sits a large grey throne, with its arms crafted to look
like serpents, the left one black, the right white. An elegant archway leads
out to the south.
Also here: The Grey Lord.
Obvious exits: south
[H=502/M=234/X=12696962]:ask lord

The Grey Lord's impassive silence prompts you to believe that you have done
something wrong, or that your presence is not required.
However, after a moment, his eyes glow a bright green, and a voice resonates
in the middle of your head:
<Welcome, Bound One. Your presence here indicates you have interest in
  furthering the cause of Balance. If this is the case, I have missions you
  may be interested in.>

[H=502/M=234/X=12696962]:ask lord missions

The Grey Lord says, <Yes young one i have some a new moddule quest for you,
and it's very hard and most of you will die, doesn't matter how much you crit,
because it's very hard, with lots of monsters that fear or paralyze your
party, including the mystics, I see you're are is afraid, yes but anyway
I must get onto your quest, you must destroy a new dark force that is
billding, up over to the north, and south...>

At this point, your eyes begin to glaze over as the Grey Lord's sentence gets
longer and longer. In addition, you realise that you are being sent out to
destroy yet another non-descript "dark force", which is probably nestled in
some new distant corner of the land, possibly even trapped there, and posing
no real threat. Putting aside your cynicism, you decide that maybe the Grey
Lord will tell you something different and crucial... and maybe his grammar
will be stunning.

<...and most of you will die, many amyn many ynan mynay times...>

[H=502/M=234/X=12696962]:ask lord get to the point

<... ok, ask me about website's if thou wish'st to find megamud path's for the,
new area, or I can open the teleportalation portal to get you there,
immediately, this is of most importance, you, must, complete, the, quest...>

[H=502/M=234/X=12696962]:ask lord teleportation
The Grey Lord has nothing to tell you!
[H=502/M=234/X=12696962]:ask lord teleportalation

With a green flash, the ERROR: misplace code 1293
ERROR: misplace code 352 ERROR: misplace code 4932 you find yourself ERROR

gmud Area
This is a dark white coridoor, with no distingwishing features, making it
very difficult to describe, but you step onward's, knowing that the dark white
coridoor must end somewhere, and it twist's and turn's straight ahead in
bekckoning, becking for you to continue, into it's dark misty whiteness and
promising you many death's and new item's. ERROR 303.
Also here: Nakor*.
Obvious errors: east, west, 215, 6.
Nakor has invited you to follow him.
[H=502/M=234/X=12696962]:jo nak
You are now following Nakor.
[H=502/M=234/X=12696962]:par
You are following Nakor.
The following people are in your travel party:
  Nakor Bakor                         (MYSTiC)     [K:100%] [H:100%]   - Frontrank
  Radikawa Whiteberg             (Non-mystic) [M:100%] [H:100%]   - Midrank
[H=502/M=234/X=12696962]:fr
Nakor says "ok"
You have moved to the front ranks of your group.
-- Following your Party leader east --
gmud Area
This is a dark white coridoor, with no distingwishing features, making it
very difficult to describe, but you step onward's, knowing that the dark white
coridoor must end somewhere, and it twist's and turn's straight ahead in
bekckoning, becking for you to continue, into it's dark misty whiteness and
promising you many death's and new item's. ERROR 304.
Also here: Nakor*, threatening monster.
Obvious errors: west, northeast, 3.
[H=502/M=234/X=12696962]:brief
Brief mode set.
[H=502/M=234/X=12696962]:a thr
**Combat Engaged**
Nakor moves to one-round threatening monster.
[H=502/M=234/X=12696962]:ask monster
The guardsman looks you up and down, and says in a firm voice,
"Greetings, citizen. Obey the laws of Silvermere and I shall have no quarrel
with thee. Go in peace."
You hurl your chakram at threatening monster!
You hurl your chakram at threatening monster for 34 damage!
You hurl your chakram at threatening monster!
You critically hurl your chakram at threatening monster for 168 damage!
You hurl your chakram at threatening monster!
Nakor critically jumpkicks threatening monster for 227 damage!
Nakor critically jumpkicks threatening monster for 154 damage!
Nakor critically jumpkicks threatening monster for 194 damage!
Nakor critically jumpkicks threatening monster for 248 damage!
Nakor critically jumpkicks threatening monster for 165 damage!
The threatening monster spits an ERROR: 527 at you!
You feel entertained by the module!
You feel entertained by the module!
Syntax: {cast} <spell> [target] (reason)
[H=502/M=234/X=12696962]:l monster
threatening monster
This, monster, can only be described as a threatening monster. It is filled
with atclaws at teeth at you, but you dodge out of the way! With a glowing
menase, it advanses towards you, threatening you! eyes your purse.
It appears to be very critically wounded.
[H=502/M=234/X=12696962]:.omg, they did make this place tough
You are too entertained to speak!
You hurl your chakram at threatening monster!
You hurl your chakram at threatening monster!
You hurl your chakram at threatening monster!
You hurl your chakram at threatening monster!
You hurl your chakram at threatening monster!
Nakor critically jumpkicks threatening monster for 8320 damage!
The threatening monster, dies!
As the threatening monster explodes, you feel afraid!
You gain 750 experience.
You are afraid!
**Combat Off**
[H=502/M=234/X=12696212]:armr
You are too afraid to do that!
gmud Area
You notice greater padded vest, 4 mistakes here.
Obvious errors: southwest, northeast, 91.
[H=502/M=234/X=12696962]:sn
Attempting to sneak... you find...
Some coins!
A semi-precious stone!
An ornamental stone!
An ornamental weapon!
gmud Area
You notice gianthair mace here.
Also here: scary monster.
Obvious errors: southwest, east, 0.
The entertained feeling wears off.
[H=502/M=234/X=12696212]:

[The Crazy Animal]

 ;D

[Vitoc]

I saw that post from Titania and had a good laugh.  Good stuff. ;)

[The Crazy Animal]

Shouldn't this look more like this:


Name: Radikawa Whiteberg               Lives/CP:      1009/0   
Race: Dark-Elf    Exp: 1182885938      Perception:    100
Class: Warlock    Level: 54            Stealth:       140
Hits:   502/502   Armour Class: 168/60  Thievery:        0
Mana: * 234/234   Spellcasting: 192    Traps:           0
                                       Picklocks:       0
Strength:  90     Agility: 120         Tracking:        0
Intellect: 110    Health:  90          Martial Arts:   64
Willpower: 70     Charm:   110         MagicRes:       85
You feel powerful!
You feel powerful!
You feel powerful!
You feel powerful!
You feel powerful!
You feel powerful!
You feel protected!
You feel protected!
You feel protected!
You feel protected!
You feel protected!
You feel protected!
You feel protected!
You feel protected!
You feel armoured!
You feel armoured!
You feel armoured!
You feel armoured!
You feel armoured!
You feel armoured!

[Gardner Denver]

bumped for the lulz

[twogirlz]

[H=502/M=234/X=12696962]:sn
Attempting to sneak... you find...
Some coins!
A semi-precious stone!
An ornamental stone!
An ornamental weapon!
gmud Area
You notice gianthair mace here.
Also here: scary monster.
Obvious errors: southwest, east, 0.
The entertained feeling wears off.
[H=502/M=234/X=12696212]:


...lawl


btw gardner your sig is broken again