Dr. Tef

[PTERY]

Friends, enemies, miscreants,

Today, Tef successfully defended his doctoral dissertation in materials engineering at the University of Alabama. The gist of his dissertation, as summarized by Mark, is that "shit with artificial diamond dust in it doesn't wear out as fast as shit without diamond dust and probably doesn't cost that much more to make."

To the best of my knowledge, there are only two Gmud users with PhDs. (The other being Hermafro.)

It would be cool if we could all be civil for like five seconds and congratulate Tef on his accomplishment.

[Stalkerr]

Dr Cow as well.

[Lazarus]

Congrats Tef.  Thats a lot of school.

[Grand]

Congrats!!!!  How many years did that take?

[Gardner Denver]

Grats Teff.

[Crabster]

werk it home slice

[MudHunter]

Fag

[Beaver]

i have a bachelors