For all of you who couldn't be at keys to hear about my night at the bar.

[Stickyhaze]

8/11/2012 3:44 AM Masurao gossips: PekPek up in it
8/11/2012 3:45 AM Vile gossips: did u bar up
8/11/2012 3:45 AM Masurao gossips: I sure did
8/11/2012 3:45 AM Vile gossips: and im not talking about drinking
8/11/2012 3:45 AM Masurao gossips: Unfortunately, I did not pull tang.
8/11/2012 3:45 AM Vile gossips: "sorry baby, got to go home check on the script"
8/11/2012 3:46 AM Masurao gossips: There was some there, but I was not able to woo them with my pool o
8/11/2012 3:46 AM Masurao gossips: wnage skillz
8/11/2012 3:46 AM Masurao gossips: Too few hotties play pool. They all just want to be woo'ed.
8/11/2012 3:47 AM Vile gossips: shoulda told them you're almost level 50
8/11/2012 3:48 AM Masurao gossips: shit, that woulda done it then. I might not be here to level if I had revealed that info
8/11/2012 3:48 AM Vile gossips: i'd like to see them resist after knowing that
8/11/2012 3:48 AM Vile gossips: yeah u made the correct choice
8/11/2012 3:48 AM Masurao gossips: Well, the only competition was a Hell's Angels biker and a bunch of fat, drunk white guys
8/11/2012 3:49 AM Masurao gossips: the biker made off with all the women though
8/11/2012 3:49 AM Vile gossips: ahha all of them?
8/11/2012 3:49 AM Masurao gossips: yea
8/11/2012 3:49 AM Masurao gossips: excluding the lolas
8/11/2012 3:49 AM Masurao gossips: they found some other way home, I didn't pay much attn
8/11/2012 3:50 AM Masurao gossips: there really were ony 4 hotties tonight
8/11/2012 3:50 AM Masurao gossips: 3 of them went with the biker
8/11/2012 3:50 AM Masurao gossips: the other was in a drunk convo with the mother of the children, she was the step mom
8/11/2012 3:50 AM Masurao gossips: that was interesting to listen to
8/11/2012 3:51 AM Masurao gossips: This is a dive bar, btw
8/11/2012 3:51 AM Masurao gossips: fun stuff
8/11/2012 3:51 AM Vile gossips: so step mom and the kids are there together?
8/11/2012 3:52 AM Masurao gossips: no, mom was trying to convince the step-mom of her superiority, and what had happened in the past
8/11/2012 3:52 AM Masurao gossips: she failed imo
8/11/2012 3:52 AM Masurao gossips: step mom was the hottie
8/11/2012 3:52 AM Vile gossips: oh step mom was hanging out with real mom?
8/11/2012 3:52 AM Masurao gossips: yea
8/11/2012 3:53 AM Vile gossips: quality
8/11/2012 3:53 AM Masurao gossips: serious
8/11/2012 3:53 AM Masurao gossips: I've never seen anything like it
8/11/2012 3:53 AM Vile gossips: i cant think of many scenarios where that would happen
8/11/2012 3:53 AM Masurao gossips: That was the anti-scenario....when I overheard that, I had to eavesdrop the rest of the night
8/11/2012 3:54 AM Masurao gossips: but the mom knew she was beat
8/11/2012 3:54 AM Masurao gossips: she was just trying to convince the hottie that her methods had merit
8/11/2012 3:54 AM Masurao gossips: which didnt matter
8/11/2012 3:55 AM Masurao gossips: since the hottie had her kids and her man
8/11/2012 3:55 AM Masurao gossips: but thats where the comedy came in
8/11/2012 3:55 AM Vile gossips: were they friendly
8/11/2012 3:55 AM Masurao gossips: very
8/11/2012 3:55 AM Masurao gossips: I did see some looks from the hottie, though they both were wasted
8/11/2012 3:56 AM Masurao gossips: She was like, how long do I have to listen to this crap? and the next moment, she was like MAN im drunk
8/11/2012 3:56 AM Masurao gossips: was kinda funny
8/11/2012 3:58 AM Masurao gossips: I only had 5 pints of Pyramid and an Irish Car Bomb and another couple glasses of Pyramid
8/11/2012 3:59 AM Masurao gossips: So I was able to completely understand everything that was going on.
8/11/2012 3:59 AM Vile gossips: i have no idea what any of tha tis
8/11/2012 4:00 AM Masurao gossips: Pyramid = unfiltered wheat beer.
8/11/2012 4:00 AM Masurao gossips: Irish Car Bomb = baileys and something else in a shot glass, dropped into a half glass of Guiness
8/11/2012 4:00 AM Masurao gossips: and chugged
8/11/2012 4:02 AM Masurao gossips: I did beat the Hell's Angel dude in pool though
8/11/2012 4:02 AM Masurao gossips: but he did make off with the hot women..
8/11/2012 4:02 AM Masurao gossips: something about a harley
8/11/2012 4:03 AM Masurao gossips: that's no level playing field there
8/11/2012 4:06 AM Vile gossips: 3 of them....
8/11/2012 4:06 AM Masurao gossips: I did say dive bar
8/11/2012 4:06 AM Vile gossips: bitches be watching sons of anarchy nowdays
8/11/2012 4:06 AM Masurao gossips: serious
8/11/2012 4:07 AM Masurao gossips: 2 of them were taller than me though
8/11/2012 4:07 AM Masurao gossips: and the other just had this look, like "I'd eat you alive if you tried"
8/11/2012 4:07 AM Masurao gossips: So I just handed her my lighter and didn't really demand for it back.
8/11/2012 4:08 AM Masurao gossips: She did give it back to me though.
8/11/2012 4:09 AM Masurao gossips: Must be my blonde skinhead blue eyes look
8/11/2012 4:09 AM Masurao gossips: <skinhead by genes, not choice>
8/11/2012 4:09 AM Vile gossips: are you german
8/11/2012 4:10 AM Masurao gossips: part
8/11/2012 4:10 AM Masurao gossips: I also have some Irish and English and a lil Norwegian
8/11/2012 4:11 AM Masurao gossips: I'm a white mutt
8/11/2012 4:12 AM Vile gossips: you sound very white
8/11/2012 4:12 AM Vile gossips: pastey white in fact
8/11/2012 4:12 AM Masurao gossips: Is that a compliment on my excellent vocab?
8/11/2012 4:12 AM Vile gossips: not sure if pastey white is ever a compliment
8/11/2012 4:13 AM Masurao gossips: I'm only pasty when I don't go into the sun to beat my servants
8/11/2012 4:13 AM Masurao gossips: I invite them inside nowadays
8/11/2012 4:14 AM Vile gossips: well that's decent of you
8/11/2012 4:14 AM Masurao gossips: I thought so
8/11/2012 4:14 AM Vile gossips: to let them come inside for their beatings
8/11/2012 4:15 AM Masurao gossips: It's really hot this time of year
8/11/2012 4:16 AM TwoGirlz gossips: NOTICE: Collect your DP ASAP after dying because I will sweep hidden items.
8/11/2012 4:57 AM Masurao gossips: Boo!
8/11/2012 5:01 AM Masurao gossips: fkin serious though...If I got a harley...
8/11/2012 5:31 AM Vile gossips: who is in portals
8/11/2012 5:38 AM Masurao gossips: http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/24669101.jpg
8/11/2012 5:38 AM Masurao gossips: I love me some M&M's
8/11/2012 5:45 AM Masurao gossips: enter crack
8/11/2012 5:45 AM Masurao gossips: whoops mf
8/11/2012 5:46 AM Masurao gossips: please get your mom off me gnatty
8/11/2012 5:46 AM Masurao gossips: i was kidding
8/11/2012 5:51 AM Masurao gossips: So what should you do if you get the look from a chic who you already scoped out
8/11/2012 5:51 AM Masurao gossips: and she's been giving the look to every guy in the bar
8/11/2012 5:51 AM Masurao gossips: should you approach and try to fuck, or should you wait and see who does
8/11/2012 5:52 AM Masurao gossips: Let's say, you have better than average looks
8/11/2012 5:52 AM Masurao gossips: sorry, you might not relate, arrogant
8/11/2012 5:52 AM Masurao gossips: but you can still weigh in



Enjoy!

[Stickyhaze]

Good god, did I really post this? It's worse than waking up to a box of kleenex and a phone log full of drunk Lola sexts. Shame on me.