Jailhouse Rock

[TheDude]

MuddyJugs went north from here.
[HP=230/MA=154]:track hermafro
Your tracking skills fail you this time.
[HP=230/MA=154]:track Hats
Your tracking skills fail you this time.
[HP=230/MA=154]:track muddyjugs
Your tracking skills fail you this time.
[HP=230/MA=154]:s
There is no exit in that direction!
[HP=230/MA=154]:sn
Attempting to sneak...
[HP=230/MA=154]:n
 n
 Sneaking...
 Temple Street, Eastern End
 Also here: elite guardsman, elite guardsman, elite guardsman, guardsman, elite
guardsman, nasty elite guardsman.
 Obvious exits: north, south, east, west
 The elite guardsman cleaves you for 14 damage!
The elite guardsman cleaves you for 17 damage!
The elite guardsman cleaves you for 15 damage!
The elite guardsman cleaves you for 19 damage!
The elite guardsman cleaves you for 12 damage!
The elite guardsman cleaves you for 4 damage!
The elite guardsman cleaves you for 17 damage!
The elite guardsman cleaves you for 6 damage!
 The elite guardsman swings at you with their platinum greatsword!
 The elite guardsman cleaves you for 17 damage!
The elite guardsman cleaves you for 13 damage!
The elite guardsman cleaves you for 22 damage!
The elite guardsman cleaves you for 14 damage!
The elite guardsman cleaves you for 16 damage!
 Battered and beaten, you are knocked unconscious and dragged off to jail!
 Jail Cell
 Obvious exits: closed gate south
 [HP=45/MA=154]:
 Jail Cell
 Obvious exits: closed gate south
 [HP=45/MA=154]:rest
 The feeling of heroism wears off.
 You are now resting.
[HP=46/MA=154]: (Resting) st
 

Name: Silmaril FYM						Lives/CP:	9/0
Race: Nekojin	Exp: 11297424					Perception:	54
Class: Bard	Level: 22					Stealth:	101
Hits:     46/250	Armour Class:   38/6					Thievery:	106
Mana: * 154/154	Spellcasting: 112					Traps:	92
						Picklocks:	109
Strength:	80		Agility:	95		Tracking:	116
Intellect:	50		Health:	80		Martial Arts:	33
Willpower:	50		Charm:	60		MagicRes:	50

[HP=46/MA=154]: (Resting) life
You sing the song of life to your party!
You are healing faster!
[HP=46/MA=144]:rest
You are now resting.
[HP=53/MA=150]: (Resting) who
 [/color]         Current Adventurers
         ===================

          Achilles Mrdrr              -  Nomad of Spec Ops
    Good Anonymouse Almighty         -  Voice of God of Silk Road
         Bane                        -  Magus of Blood Brothers
   Saint Bertha Butts                -  High Cleric of 3 Bitches and a Tork
   Saint Blade                       -  Voyager of Beautiful Nemesis
    Good Bogangy                     -  Weaponmaster of In Furis Collegiarius
   Saint Clash Stats                 x  Chaplain of River's Edge
   Saint Crixus Nixon                -  Avenger of Spec Ops
 Villain Dakkon Blackblade           -  Explorer of Blood Brothers
   Saint Deadly                      -  Murderer of deadly
   Saint DeathCow                    -  Arbiter of Beautiful Nemesis
   Saint Drank AllDaMead             -  Spellslinger of HerToesPointNorth
         Drgoric                     -  Apprentice
   Saint Fahk                        -  Archmage of Silk Road
         Fathead                     -  Disciple
   Saint Figment                     -  Zealot of River's Edge
   FIEND Grok Boddyknock             -  Demonhunter of Blood Brothers
         Hats Stand                  -  Arcanist of In Furis Collegiarius
   Saint Hermafro Dyke               -  Tracker of hermafro gang
   FIEND Irillyth Twilight           -  Prophet of In Furis Collegiarius
   Saint Ironsight                   -  Hero of River's Edge
   Saint Jackote Coyel               -  Apprentice of blah
         Jalora                      x  Inquisitor of In Furis Collegiarius
 Villain Jolene ManStealer           -  Wizard of In Furis Collegiarius
   Saint Jones DupeTastic            -  Chaplain of The Stones
    Good Khan FistIt                 -  Savant of Spec Ops
   Saint KillerBee Killed            -  Lord of the Hunt of The Thirteenth Step
   Saint Knowone Dark                -  Killer
   FIEND Krimzin XziledOne           -  Chanteur
   Saint Lake Side                   -  Supreme Justice of The Thirteenth Step
   Saint Lazarus                     -  Nightblade
   Saint Linda Lou                   -  Wizard of 3 Bitches and a Tork
    Good Magic Stomp                 -  Annihilator of Fraggle Rock
  Outlaw Matthew Hopkins             -  Mageslayer
  Outlaw MuddyJugs                   -  Magebane
    Good Not InTheMood               -  Templar of They
   Saint Nuada                       -  Templar of Blood Brothers
   Saint Number Muncher              -  Monk Lord
         Pi                          -  Witchunter Novice
  Outlaw Rage Bloodwrath             -  Wizard of House of Rage
   Saint Reefer Madness              -  Supreme Justice of world hashtag one
   Saint Richards                    -  Vicar of The Stones
    Good Rodent Feces                -  High Priest of Blood Brothers
   Saint Sera Fina                   -  Cardinal of Blood Brothers
         Shadow                      -  Sage of In Furis Collegiarius
  Outlaw Shredder                    -  Lama of The Foot Clan
Criminal Silmaril FYM                -  Sonnateer of Blood Brothers
   Saint SmokeLeaf GrandDaddy        -  Astromancer of Blood Brothers
 Villain Therg Ard                   -  Lord Justice of In Furis Collegiarius
   Saint Tiny Jedi                   -  Templar of red and gold
    Good Tupacs Homeless             -  Bishop of They
   Saint TwoGirlz OneCup             -  Apprentice
         Vanos                       -  Woodland Lord of In Furis Collegiarius
         Vile                        -  Master of the Way of The Thirteenth Step
   Saint Watts NiplTwistr            -  Minstrel of The Stones
         Why Not                     -  Maharishi of Fraggle Rock
   Saint Woke Smeed                  -  Shadow Master of The Thirteenth Step
   Saint Wood                        -  Vicar of The Stones
   Saint Wrath                       -  Monk Lord of Burned
   Saint Wyman Mend                  -  Vicar of The Stones
         Zowb                        -  Fighter
 
 [HP=53/MA=150]: (Resting)
 Jail Cell
 Obvious exits: closed gate south
 [HP=54/MA=150]: (Resting) i
You are carrying 17 platinum pieces, 95 gold crowns, emerald-hilted rapier
(Weapon Hand), wyvernhide helm (Head), mithril ring (Finger), wyvernhide boots
(Feet), crimson bracers (Arms), shadow cloak (Back), phoenix feather (Neck),
rigid leather pants (Legs), belt of might (Waist), witchwood breastplate
(Torso), jeweled main-gauche (Off-Hand), sunstone wristband (Wrist), fingerbone bracelet (Wrist), carved ivory mask (Ears),
  severed head of Goru-Nezar (Worn),
 amethyst emblem, rope and grapple, violet keyring
You have the following keys: black serpent key, dragon key, black star key.
 Wealth: 179500 copper farthings
 Encumbrance: 1681/3840 - Medium [43%]
Rodent gangpaths: i gotta say i've been enjoying this lately lol
 Rodent gangpaths: rapin people at will
 [HP=78/MA=150]: (Resting) gb hahah
 Silmaril gangpaths: hahah
 [HP=79/MA=150]: (Resting) gb yeah man
 Silmaril gangpaths: yeah man
 [HP=80/MA=150]: (Resting)
 Jail Cell
 Obvious exits: closed gate south
Bane gangpaths: hats lets out a loud snore
 [HP=80/MA=150]: (Resting)
 Jail Cell
 Obvious exits: closed gate south
 [HP=105/MA=154]: (Resting)
 Jail Cell
 Obvious exits: closed gate south
 [HP=106/MA=154]: (Resting)
 Jail Cell
 Obvious exits: closed gate south
 [HP=106/MA=154]: (Resting)
 Jail Cell
 Obvious exits: closed gate south
 [HP=107/MA=154]: (Resting)
 Jail Cell
 Obvious exits: closed gate south
 Rodent gossips: rip hats
 [HP=108/MA=154]: (Resting)
 Jail Cell
 Obvious exits: closed gate south
 [HP=128/MA=154]: (Resting)
 Jail Cell
 Obvious exits: closed gate south
 Rodent gossips: rip in peace.
 Hats gossips: giving up already?
 [HP=157/MA=154]: (Resting)
 Jail Cell
 Obvious exits: closed gate south
 [HP=157/MA=154]: (Resting)
 Jail Cell
 Obvious exits: closed gate south
 [HP=157/MA=154]: (Resting)
 Jail Cell
 Obvious exits: closed gate south
 [HP=157/MA=154]: (Resting)
 Jail Cell
 Obvious exits: closed gate south
 [HP=157/MA=154]: (Resting)
 Jail Cell
 Obvious exits: closed gate south
 Rodent gossips: yes you beat me into submission
 [HP=159/MA=154]: (Resting) who
          Current Adventurers
         ===================

          Achilles Mrdrr              -  Nomad of Spec Ops
    Good Anonymouse Almighty         -  Voice of God of Silk Road
         Bane                        -  Magus of Blood Brothers
   Saint Bertha Butts                -  High Cleric of 3 Bitches and a Tork
   Saint Blade                       -  Voyager of Beautiful Nemesis
    Good Bogangy                     -  Weaponmaster of In Furis Collegiarius
   Saint Clash Stats                 x  Chaplain of River's Edge
   Saint Crixus Nixon                -  Avenger of Spec Ops
 Villain Dakkon Blackblade           -  Explorer of Blood Brothers
   Saint Deadly                      -  Murderer of deadly
   Saint DeathCow                    -  Arbiter of Beautiful Nemesis
   Saint Drank AllDaMead             -  Spellslinger of HerToesPointNorth
         Drgoric                     -  Apprentice
   Saint Fahk                        -  Archmage of Silk Road
         Fathead                     -  Disciple
   Saint Figment                     -  Zealot of River's Edge
   FIEND Grok Boddyknock             -  Demonhunter of Blood Brothers
         Hats Stand                  -  Arcanist of In Furis Collegiarius
   Saint Hermafro Dyke               -  Tracker of hermafro gang
   FIEND Irillyth Twilight           -  Prophet of In Furis Collegiarius
   Saint Ironsight                   -  Hero of River's Edge
   Saint Jackote Coyel               -  Apprentice of blah
         Jalora                      x  Inquisitor of In Furis Collegiarius
 Villain Jolene ManStealer           -  Wizard of In Furis Collegiarius
   Saint Jones DupeTastic            -  Chaplain of The Stones
    Good Khan FistIt                 -  Savant of Spec Ops
   Saint KillerBee Killed            -  Lord of the Hunt of The Thirteenth Step
   Saint Knowone Dark                -  Killer
   FIEND Krimzin XziledOne           -  Chanteur
   Saint Lake Side                   -  Supreme Justice of The Thirteenth Step
   Saint Lazarus                     -  Nightblade
   Saint Linda Lou                   -  Wizard of 3 Bitches and a Tork
    Good Magic Stomp                 -  Annihilator of Fraggle Rock
  Outlaw Matthew Hopkins             -  Mageslayer
  Outlaw MuddyJugs                   -  Magebane
    Good Not InTheMood               -  Templar of They
   Saint Nuada                       -  Templar of Blood Brothers
   Saint Number Muncher              -  Monk Lord
         Pi                          -  Witchunter Novice
  Outlaw Rage Bloodwrath             -  Wizard of House of Rage
   Saint Reefer Madness              -  Supreme Justice of world hashtag one
   Saint Richards                    -  Vicar of The Stones
    Good Rodent Feces                -  High Priest of Blood Brothers
   Saint Sera Fina                   -  Cardinal of Blood Brothers
         Shadow                      -  Sage of In Furis Collegiarius
  Outlaw Shredder                    -  Lama of The Foot Clan
Criminal Silmaril FYM                -  Sonnateer of Blood Brothers
   Saint SmokeLeaf GrandDaddy        -  Astromancer of Blood Brothers
 Villain Therg Ard                   -  Lord Justice of In Furis Collegiarius
   Saint Tiny Jedi                   -  Templar of red and gold
    Good Tupacs Homeless             -  Bishop of They
   Saint TwoGirlz OneCup             -  Apprentice
         Vanos                       -  Woodland Lord of In Furis Collegiarius
         Vile                        -  Master of the Way of The Thirteenth Step
   Saint Watts NiplTwistr            -  Minstrel of The Stones
         Why Not                     -  Maharishi of Fraggle Rock
   Saint Woke Smeed                  -  Shadow Master of The Thirteenth Step
   Saint Wood                        -  Vicar of The Stones
   Saint Wrath                       -  Monk Lord of Burned
   Saint Wyman Mend                  -  Vicar of The Stones
         Zowb                        -  Fighter
 
 [HP=160/MA=154]: (Resting) gb careful he was running around with Irilly earlier
 Silmaril gangpaths: careful he was running around with Irilly earlier
 [HP=183/MA=154]: (Resting)
 Jail Cell
 Obvious exits: closed gate south
 The song of life wears off.
 Jolene just disconnected!!!
 [HP=202/MA=154]: (Resting)
 Jail Cell
 Obvious exits: closed gate south
 [HP=202/MA=154]: (Resting) st
 

Name: Silmaril FYM						Lives/CP:	9/0
Race: Nekojin	Exp: 11297424					Perception:	54
Class: Bard	Level: 22					Stealth:	101
Hits:    202/250	Armour Class:   38/6					Thievery:	106
Mana: * 154/154	Spellcasting: 112					Traps:	92
						Picklocks:	109
Strength:	80		Agility:	95		Tracking:	116
Intellect:	50		Health:	80		Martial Arts:	33
Willpower:	50		Charm:	60		MagicRes:	50

[HP=202/MA=154]: (Resting) sea
 [/color]You notice iron earrings, cloth pants, leather belt, plate gauntlets here.
 [HP=202/MA=154]:sea
 You notice cloth shoes, iron earrings, leather belt, plate gauntlets here.
 [HP=202/MA=154]:sea
 You notice cloth shoes, iron earrings, leather belt, plate gauntlets, plate boots here.
 [HP=203/MA=154]:sea
 You notice iron earrings, cloth pants, plate gauntlets here.
 [HP=203/MA=154]:sea
 You notice cotton gloves here.
 [HP=203/MA=154]:sea
 You notice iron earrings, cloth pants, plate gauntlets here.
 [HP=203/MA=154]:bribe guar
 You say "bribe guar"
 [HP=204/MA=154]:set talk
Talking mode is slow now.
[HP=205/MA=154]:bribe guard
 Battered and beaten, you are knocked unconscious and dragged off to jail!
 Jail Cell
 Obvious exits: closed gate south
 [HP=206/MA=154]:sea
 You notice cloth pants, leather belt, plate boots here.
 [HP=207/MA=154]:sea
 You notice cotton gloves, cloth pants, leather belt, plate boots here.
 [HP=207/MA=154]:sea
 You notice iron earrings, cloth pants, plate gauntlets, plate boots here.
 [HP=207/MA=154]:sea
 You notice cloth shoes, cotton gloves, iron earrings, leather belt, plate gauntlets here.
 [HP=207/MA=154]:bribe guard
 Battered and beaten, you are knocked unconscious and dragged off to jail!
 Jail Cell
 Also here: MuddyJugs*.
 Obvious exits: closed gate south
 MuddyJugs moves to attack you!
 [HP=209/MA=154]:hid
Attempting to hide... You don't think you are hidden.
 MuddyJugs swings at you!
 MuddyJugs punches you for 1 damage!
 MuddyJugs punches Silmaril, but the swing glances off!
 MuddyJugs punches Silmaril, but the swing glances off!
 MuddyJugs punches Silmaril, but the swing glances off!
 MuddyJugs punches Silmaril, but the swing glances off!
 [HP=208/MA=154]:break
Your command had no effect.
[HP=208/MA=154]:stun fathead
You don't see fathead here!
[HP=208/MA=154]:hid
Attempting to hide... You don't think you are hidden.
[HP=208/MA=154]:bs fathead
Your command had no effect.
[HP=209/MA=154]:
 Jail Cell
 Also here: MuddyJugs*.
 Obvious exits: closed gate south
Jolene just entered the Realm.
 [HP=209/MA=154]:break
Your command had no effect.
[HP=209/MA=154]:stun muddy
 You attempt to cast song of stunning on MuddyJugs, but the spell is resisted!
 [HP=209/MA=130]:hid
Attempting to hide... You don't think you are hidden.
[HP=209/MA=130]:bs muddy
 *Combat Engaged*
 [HP=209/MA=130]:
 Jail Cell
 Also here: MuddyJugs*.
 Obvious exits: closed gate south
 MuddyJugs swings at you!
MuddyJugs swings at you!
 MuddyJugs punches Silmaril, but the swing glances off!
 MuddyJugs punches Silmaril, but the swing glances off!
 MuddyJugs punches Silmaril, but the swing glances off!
 MuddyJugs punches Silmaril, but the swing glances off!
 You critically pierce MuddyJugs for 45 damage!
You pierce MuddyJugs for 14 damage!
You impale MuddyJugs for 16 damage!
You critically skewer MuddyJugs for 44 damage!
You impale MuddyJugs for 5 damage!
 [HP=210/MA=130]:(Dmg:124 Tot:226)
 
Jail Cell
 Also here: MuddyJugs*.
 Obvious exits: closed gate south
 [HP=210/MA=130]:l mud
[ MuddyJugs  ]
MuddyJugs is a gigantic, heroically proportioned Kang Witchunter with short red hair and crimson eyes. He moves very swiftl
 y, and is quite unfriendly and
 aloof. MuddyJugs appears to be slightly dull and looks fairly knowledgeable. He is very critically wounded.
 
 He is equipped with:
 
phoenix feather                (Neck)

 [HP=211/MA=130]:
 Jail Cell
 Also here: MuddyJugs*.
 Obvious exits: closed gate south
You see MuddyJugs attempt to bash the gate to the south.
MuddyJugs runs into the wall to the north.
 You impale MuddyJugs for 8 damage!
You skewer MuddyJugs for 18 damage!
You impale MuddyJugs for 13 damage!
 MuddyJugs drops to the ground!
 [HP=211/MA=130]:(Dmg:39 Tot:265)
 You critically pierce MuddyJugs for 54 damage!
MuddyJugs is dead.
 Silmaril just spanked MuddyJugs!
 *Combat Off*
 MuddyJugs is dead.
 Watts gossips: Silmaril just killed MuddyJugs.
 Knowone gossips: Silmaril ,KILLED MuddyJugs...spanked!!!
 Tiny gossips: let the boddies hit the floor
 [HP=216/MA=136]:
 Jail Cell
 You notice 2 runic coins, 4 platinum pieces, 12 gold crowns, black star key
here.
 Obvious exits: closed gate south
Rodent gangpaths: rofl
 Bane gangpaths: hahaha
 [HP=219/MA=136]:
 Jail Cell
 You notice 2 runic coins, 4 platinum pieces, 12 gold crowns, black star key
here.
 Obvious exits: closed gate south
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