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Mary auctions: Mary
 Leper Colony
 You notice 6 gold crowns here.
 Also here: leprous outcast.
 Obvious exits: north, south
 You cast cure disease on leprous outcast!
 Leper Colony
 You notice 6 gold crowns here.
 Also here: beautiful woman.
 Obvious exits: north, south
 [HP=777/MA=408]: /mary hey, something just reminded me of you, how's it going?
--- Telepath Sent to Mary ---
 Mary telepaths: {AFK}
[HP=777/MA=408]: gb sigh
 JesusH gangpaths: sigh
 [HP=777/MA=408]: s
 Leper Colony
 You notice 6 gold crowns here.
 Also here: small leprous outcast, leprous outcast, large leprous outcast, leprous outcast, leprous outcast, happy leprous outcast, leprous outcast, big leprous outcast, small leprous outcast, angry leprous outcast, leprous outcast, leprous outcast, leprous outcast, happy leprous outcast.
 Obvious exits: north, south
 You cast cure disease on leprous outcast!
 handsome man just left to the south.
 [HP=777/MA=398]: cdes small leprous outcast
 You cast cure disease on small leprous outcast!
 happy beautiful woman just left to the north.
 [HP=777/MA=386]: cdes leprous outcast
 You cast cure disease on leprous outcast!
 beautiful woman just left to the north.
 Broadcast from Joseph "man, I got hammered last night"
 [HP=777/MA=374]: cdes large leprous outcast
 You cast cure disease on large leprous outcast!
 beautiful woman just left to to the south.
 You hear movement to the north.
 [HP=777/MA=362]: cdes leprous outcast
 You cast cure disease on leprous outcast!
 large handsome man just left to the north.
 Broadcast from Noah "lol, yeah I was drunk as a sailor myself, hell of a supper"
 [HP=777/MA=350]: cdes leprous outcast
 You cast cure disease on leprous outcast!
 [HP=777/MA=338]: cdes happy leprous outcast
 You cast cure disease on happy leprous outcast!
 [HP=777/MA=326]: cdes leprous outcast
You have already cast a spell this round!
 big beautiful woman just left to the south.
 [HP=777/MA=314]: cdes big leprous outcast
[HP=777/MA=302]: cdes leprous outcast
 You cast cure disease on big leprous outcast!
 [HP=777/MA=290]: cdes leprous outcast
leprous outcast just walked into the room from the north.
[HP=777/MA=278]: cdes happy leprous outcast
 Why don't you slow down for a few seconds?
Why don't you slow down for a few seconds?
Why don't you slow down for a few seconds?
Why don't you slow down for a few seconds?
 You cast cure disease on leprous outcast!
You cast cure disease on leprous outcast!
You cast cure disease on happy leprous outcast!
 Why don't you slow down for a few seconds?
 John gangpaths: hey lamb, what's up?
 [HP=777/MA=142]: gb eh, scripting lepers...
 JesusH gangpaths: eh, scripting lepers...
 Leper Colony
 You notice 6 gold crowns here.
 Also here: leprous outcast, leprous outcast, happy leprous outcast, leprous outcast, small handsome man.
 Obvious exits: north, south
 [HP=777/MA=0]: sigh
You sigh wistfully.
[HP=777/MA=0]: cdes leprous outcast
You do not have enough mana to cast that spell.
[HP=777/MA=0]: s
 Roman Encampment
 You notice 3 gold crowns, 2 lionskin belt here.
 Obvious exits: north, south, west, northeast, northwest, southeast, southwest
 [HP=777/MA=0]: medi
You are now meditating.
Judas gossips: JesusH is my savior!
 Blood gossips: missionaries suck ass, though...
 [HP=777/MA=238](Meditating):
Frost gossips: know what class I like?
 Blood gossips: shut up
 Judas gossips: shut up
 Frost gossips: it almost rhymes with biscuit...
 John gossips: yeah we know, frost! don't make me baptize you too long again..
 Joseph gossips: hahaha, well I gotta go chop wood, lathers fellas
 [HP=777/MA=420](Meditating):
You awake from deep meditation feeling stronger!
 Intellect: 70 Health: 50 MartialArts: 50

[HP=777/MA=420]: stName: JesusH Christ?						Lives/CP:	2/0?
Race: Isrealite?	Exp: 1269994323?					Perception:	193?
Class: Missionary?	Level: 33?					Stealth:	160?
Hits: 777/777?	Armour Class: 10/1?					Thievery:	0?
Mana: * 420/420?	Spellcasting: 394?					Traps:	194?
? ? ?						Picklocks:	157?
Strength:	60?		Agility:	120?		Tracking:	0?

[td]Willpower: [/td][td] 170? [/td][td] [/td][td]Charm: [/td][td] 100? [/td][td] [/td][td]MagicRes: [/td][td] 187 [/td][/tr][/table][HP=777/MA=420]: par
Moses gossips: hey you don't have to take that from him Frost, I'll show you a trick that'll help
You are not in a party at the present time.
 

JesusH Christ

(Missionary)

[M:100%] [H: 100%

]?

- Frontrank

[HP=777/MA=420]: sc
 
Current Adventurers? ?
 ===================? ?

 ? Barabbas KillEmAll - Revenant of TearinShitUp?
FIEND Blood Fetish - Mageslayer of TearinShitUp?
 Frost Dao - Master of TheSameClassonEverySingleFreakingBoard?
Good God Sysop - Apprentice of TearinShitUp?
Criminal Herod Clinton - King of Something...??
 BITCH? Jaedorin ResetMaster - AssPirate of LamestBoardsInExistence?
 Saint JesusH Christ - King of *The Jews*?
 Job ThreeFourteen - Prophet of MI?
 Saint John TheBaptist - High Priest of *The Jews*?
Good Joseph OfNazareth - Father of -=Joe's Construction=-?
FIEND Judas Setstatlinefull - Traitor of *The Jews*?
Seedy Mary Magdalene - Artiste of the Oldest Profession?
Good MaryH Christ - Mother of -=Joe's Construction=-?
Saint Moses LiftinRivers - God's Hand of *The Jews*?
Villain Noah UpYerArk - Owner of NoahzArks Inc.?
 Saint Paladine Patronblahbla - Underlord of LookatMeIplayThieves?
Good Peter ThreeTimesMaybe - Chaplain of *The Jews*?
 Seedy Pontious Pilate - LordJustice
 Villain Roman Soldiers - High Inquisitor of Herod's Lackies?
Good Thomas NoFrigginWay - Troubadour of *The Jews*?
 

Roman Encampment
 You notice 3 gold crowns, 2 lionskin belt here.
 Obvious exits: north, south, west, northeast, northwest, southeast, southwest
 [HP=777/MA=420]:
 Roman Encampment
 You notice 3 gold crowns, 2 lionskin belt here.
 Also here: Judas*.
 Obvious exits: north, south, west, northeast, northwest, southeast, southwest
 [HP=777/MA=420]: dmer Judas
 You cast divine mercy on Judas!
 Judas surprise slashes you for 778 damage!
 JesusH drops to the ground!
 [HP=777/MA=420]: forgive Judas
The gods have forgiven him for his action.
 Judas just left to the southeast.
 [HP=-1/MA=420]: [HP=-2/MA=420]: i
You are carrying 7 gold crowns, sins of the world (Neck), bloodstained robes (Torso), thorny crown (Head), sandals (Feet), wooden ring (Finger), silk trousers (Legs), bloodstained sash (Waist), isreali craft-hammer (Weapon Hand), large wooden cross (Back), rope and grapple, waterskin, 3 nails.
You have the following keys: eternity key, salvation key.
Wealth: 700 copper farthings
Encumberance: 1449/1536 - Heavy
 [HP=-3/MA=420]:
 Roman Encampment
 You notice 3 gold crowns, 2 lionskin belt here.
 Obvious exits: north, south, west, northeast, northwest, southeast, southwest
 Blood auctions: calf
 [HP=-4/MA=420]:
[HP=-5/MA=420]:
[HP=-5/MA=420]: l JesusH
[ JesusH Christ ] (*The Jews*)
JesusH is a frail, sickly looking Isrealite Missionary with shoulder-length dark brown hair and blue eyes. He moves swifty, and is overwhelmingly charismatic. You drop to your knees in wonder at the sight of him!. JesusH appears to be a carpenter and looks like he is one with God. He is mortally wounded and bleeding heavily!
 
 He is equipped with:
 
sins of the world (Neck)
thorny crown (Head)
bloodstained sash (Waist)
brown robes (Torso)
wooden ring (Finger)
sandals (Feet)
large wooden cross (Back)
silk trousers (Legs)
Isreali craft-hammer (Weapon Hand)

 [HP=-6/MA=420]:
 Roman Encampment
 You notice 3 gold crowns, 2 lionskin belt here.
 Obvious exits: north, south, west, northeast, northwest, southeast, southwest
 You hear movement to the southwest.
 Roman[color=008000] just walked into the room from the north.[/color]
[color=c0c0c0]Roman is dragging you around.
[HP=-6/MA=420]:
 [/color]Praetorium
 You notice 16 cubit coins, 258 gold crowns here.
 Also here: Roman*.
 Obvious exits: north, south, west, northeast, northwest, southeast, southwest
 Pontious walks into the room from the south.
Pontious is looking at you.
 [HP=-7/MA=420]: @aid
 You say "@aid"
Pontious says "What am I gonna do with you?
 Blood gossips: crucify him!
 Pontious gossips: hrm?
Pontious shrugs.
 [HP=-7/MA=420]:
 Praetorium
 You notice 16 cubit coins, 258 gold crowns here.
 Also here: Pontious, Roman*.
 Obvious exits: north, south, west, northeast, northwest, southeast, southwest
Pontious nods to Roman.
 Pontious picks up some gold crowns.
 Pontious just left to the north.
 Praetorium
 You notice 16 cubit coins, 18 gold crowns here.
 Also here: Roman*.
 Obvious exits: north, south, west, northeast, northwest, southeast, southwest
 Roman moves to attack you!
 Roman flogs you for 14 damage!
 Roman breaks off combat.
 [HP=-7/MA=420]:
Roman is dragging you around.
Blood gossips: oops, misfire
 Golgotha Hilltop
 You notice 2 large wooden cross here.
 Also here: Barabbas*, Roman*, happy wounded criminal.
 Obvious exits: east, west, north.
 Barabbas wears nail!
Barabbas wears nail!
Barabbas wears nail!
 Barabbas just hung up!!!
 [HP=-23/MA=420]: wear nail
 You are now holding nail.
 Mary peeks in from the east!
[HP=-23/MA=420]: wear nail
 You are now holding nail.
 [HP=-23/MA=420]: rem sandals
[HP=-23/MA=420]: wear nail
You remove sandals.
 You are now holding nail.
 [HP=-23/MA=420]: l JesusH
[ JesusH Christ ] (*The Jews*)
JesusH is a frail, sickly looking Isrealite Missionary with shoulder-length dark brown hair and blue eyes. He moves swifty, and is overwhelmingly charismatic. You drop to your knees in wonder at the sight of him!. JesusH appears to be a carpenter and looks like he is one with God. He is mortally wounded and bleeding heavily!
 
 He is equipped with:
 
sins of the world (Neck)
thorny crown (Head)
bloodstained sash (Waist)
brown robes (Torso)
wooden ring (Finger)
nail (Feet)
large wooden cross (Back)
silk trousers (Legs)
nails (Hands)
Isreali craft-hammer (Weapon Hand)

 [HP=-23/MA=420]: gdhe JesusH
You may not do that while you are mortally wounded!
[HP=-23/MA=420]: /p God Why have you forsaken me?
Sorry, God has already been paged within the last 2 minutes.
 Roman moves to attack you!
 Roman critically slices you for 66 damage!
 You have been killed!
But due to a miracle, the human race has been saved.
You have 3 days remaining.
 
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Nazareth Inn, Entrance
 Also here: MaryH, innkeeper.
 Obvious exits: east, closed door west.
 [HP=77/MA=40]: ask innkeeper room
innkeeper has nothing to tell you!
 [/color]

[HP=77/MA=40]: stName: Joseph OfNazareth?						Lives/CP:	9/0?
Race: Isrealite?	Exp: 129350?					Perception:	93?
Class: Carpenter?	Level: 6?					Stealth:	0?
Hits: 77/77?	Armour Class: 50/4?					Thievery:	0?
Mana: * 40/40?	Spellcasting: 0?					Traps:	78?

[td]? ? ? [/td][td] [/td][td] [/td][td] [/td][td] [/td][td] [/td][td]Picklocks: [/td][td] 57? [/td][/tr][tr][td]Strength: [/td][td] 100? [/td][td] [/td][td]Agility: [/td][td] 100? [/td][td] [/td][td]Tracking: [/td][td] 0? [/td][/tr][tr] Intellect: 70 Health: 110 MartialArts: 0
[td]Willpower: [/td][td] 60? [/td][td] [/td][td]Charm: [/td][td] 70? [/td][td] [/td][td]MagicRes: [/td][td] 147 [/td][/tr][/table]You are in the front rank of your group.
[HP=77/MA=40]: l MaryH
[ MaryH Christ ] (The Jews)
MaryH is a healthy, well-built Isrealite Gypsy with shoulder-length dark brown hair and blue eyes.She moves swiftly, and is quite attractive and pleasant to be around. MaryH appears to be bright and seems sullen and impulsive and looks like she is one with the son of God. She is slightly wounded.
 
 She is equipped with:
 
blue habit (Head)
chastity belt (Waist)
blue robes (Torso)
wooden ring (Finger)
donkey (Feet)
silk cape (Back)
silk skirt (Legs)
baby savior (Tummy)

 [HP=77/MA=40]: ask innkeeper room
innkeeper has nothing to tell you!
 
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 [HP=490/MA=304]: l noah
[ Noah UpYerArk ] (NoahzArks Inc.)
Noah is a Colossal, well built Human Shepherd with shoulder-length dark brown hair and green eyes. He moves blindingly fast, and is overwhelmingly charismatic. Noah appears to be a genius and seems to be one with Elijah. He is unwounded. His clothes are covered with nasty animal fur of all sorts.
 
 He is equipped with:
 
leather sandals (Feet)
leather travelers cloak (Back)
hard leather hood (Head)
lion's-eye pendan (Neck)
gold ring (Finger)
wedding band (Finger)
light-brown embroidered robes (Torso)
cloth gloves (Hands)
brown cloth pants (Legs)
gnarled wooden staff (Weapon)

 [HP=490/MA=304]:
 Seaport
 You notice rope and grapple here.
 Also here: giant rat.
 Obvious exits: closed door north, east, west
 [HP=490/MA=304]: i
You are carrying 15 gold crowns, leather sandals (Feet), leather travelers cloak (Back), hard leather hood (Head), lion's-eye pendant (Neck), gold ring (Finger), wedding band (Finger), light-brown embroidered robes (Torso), cloth gloves (Hands), brown cloth pants (Legs), gnarled wooden staff (Weapon), rope and grapple
You have the following keys: heavy iron key, runic key
Wealth: 1500 copper farthings
Encumberance: 1274/2880 - Medium
 [HP=490/MA=304]: use heavy n
You successfully unlocked the door.
[HP=490/MA=304]: op n
The door is now open.
[HP=490/MA=304]: l n
 Ark
 The ribbed walls of this room creak as the boat rocks steadily and strong in the water. To your left are several bales of hay, and a few random farm tools. A hallway extends north, and animal noises can be heard from far down it. Solid-looking wooden stairs lead upward to a partially dark room you can only imagine to be the main quarters. A small circular table sits in the center of the room with five chairs positioned around it.
 You notice 5 gold crowns here.
 Also here: Ham, Japheth, Shem.
 Obvious exits: down, north, up, open door south
 [HP=490/MA=304]: n
 Ark
 You notice 5 gold crowns here.
 Also here: Ham, Japheth, Shem.
 Obvious exits: down, north, up, open door south
 [HP=490/MA=304]: hi, kids.
 You say "hi, kids."
 [HP=490/MA=304]: where's your mother?
 You say "where's your mother?"
 You hear movement to the north.
 [HP=490/MA=304]: nm, that must be her.
 You say "nm, that must be her."
 Shem nods.
 Ham says "We loaded almost every animal last night, only the unicorns are left, but they're down in the holding area."
 [HP=490/MA=304]: oh
 You say "oh"
Japheth says "we were about to go finish their pen, its almost done."
 [HP=490/MA=304]: don't bother, uh, i got it covered...
 You say "don't bother, uh, i got it covered..."
 [HP=490/MA=304]: cough
You cough your lungs out.
Frost gossips: yay, I just soloed the ASD, Fallen Angel, and LOTH at the same time.. mmm mystics, no wonder i always play them =)
 Japheth says "k.. hey, i just made lvl 37 yesterday dad!"
 [HP=490/MA=304]: good for you..
 You say "good for you.."
 [HP=490/MA=304]: d
 Holding Area
 Also here: fierce unicorn, fat unicorn.
 Obvious exits: up
 [HP=490/MA=304]: creepething vermin!
 You say "creepething vermin!"
 Japheth peeks in from above!
[HP=490/MA=304]: i
You are carrying 15 gold crowns, leather sandals (Feet), leather travelers cloak (Back), hard leather hood (Head), lion's-eye pendant (Neck), gold ring (Finger), wedding band (Finger), light-brown embroidered robes (Torso), cloth gloves (Hands), brown cloth pants (Legs), gnarled wooden staff (Weapon), rope and grapple
You have the following keys: heavy iron key, runic key
Wealth: 1500 copper farthings
Encumberance: 1274/2880 - Medium
 [HP=490/MA=304]:
Moses gossips: Would you shut up frost, jesus christ...
 [HP=490/MA=304]: st
 Intellect: 100 Health: 100 MartialArts: 51

Name: Noah UpYerArk?						Lives/CP:	7/1?
Race: Human?	Exp: 1215678943?					Perception:	86?
Class: Shepherd?	Level: 54?					Stealth:	163?
Hits: 490/490?	Armour Class: 41/3?					Thievery:	0?
Mana: 304/304?	Spellcasting: 90?					Traps:	0?
? ? ?						Picklocks:	0?
Strength:	60?		Agility:	120?		Tracking:	794?

[td]Willpower: [/td][td] 100? [/td][td] [/td][td]Charm: [/td][td] 89? [/td][td] [/td][td]MagicRes: [/td][td] 103 [/td][/tr][/table]
 [HP=490/MA=304]: grumble
You grumble unhappily.
[HP=490/MA=304]: sc
 
Current Adventurers? ?

 ===================? ?
  Barabbas KillEmAll - Revenant of TearinShitUp?
FIEND Blood Fetish - Mageslayer of TearinShitUp?
 Frost Dao - Master of TheSameClassonEverySingleFreakingBoard?
 Good God Sysop - Apprentice of TearinShitUp?
Criminal Herod Clinton - King of Something...??
BITCH? Jaedorin ResetMaster - AssPirate of LamestBoardsInExistence?
 Saint JesusH Christ - King of *The Jews*?
 Job ThreeFourteen - Prophet of MI?
 Saint John TheBaptist - High Priest of *The Jews*?
Good Joseph OfNazareth - Father of -=Joe's Construction=-?
 FIEND Judas Setstatlinefull - Traitor of *The Jews*?
Seedy Mary Magdalene - Artiste of the Oldest Profession?
Good MaryH Christ - Mother of -=Joe's Construction=-?
Saint Moses LiftinRivers - God's Hand of *The Jews*?
Villain Noah UpYerArk - Owner of NoahzArks Inc.?
Saint Paladine Patronblahbla - Underlord of LookatMeIplayThieves?
Good Peter ThreeTimesMaybe - Chaplain of *The Jews*?
 Seedy Pontious Pilate - LordJustice
 Villain Roman Soldiers - High Inquisitor of Herod's Lackies?
Good Thomas NoFrigginWay - Troubadour of *The Jews*?
 

 [HP=490/MA=304]:
JesusH gossips: what?
 [HP=490/MA=304]:
 Holding Area
 Also here: fierce unicorn, fat unicorn.
 Obvious exits: up
 [HP=490/MA=304]: well, the time has come.. vermin!
 You say "well, the time has come.. vermin!"
 Paladine gossips: w00t! The mad wizard looks confused, and dies! finally got em..
 [HP=490/MA=304]: fury fierce
fat unicorn moves to protect fierce unicorn
 *Combat Engaged*
 You chant in tongues and make a circling gesture.
 A blast of fire and smouldering rock strikes fat unicorn for 451 damage!
 [color=ff0000]fat unicorn tramples you for 76 damage!
fat unicorn bucks at you for 29 damage!
 [/color]fierce unicorn impales you with its horn for 120 damage!
 fierce unicorn bucks at you, but you dodge out of the way!
[HP=265/MA=284]: You chant in tongues and make a circling gesture.
 A blast of fire and smouldering rock strikes fat unicorn for 380 damage!
 The great beast slams to the ground and convulses, then dies.
5 gold drop to the ground.
You gain 15000 experience.
[color=ff0000]fierce unicorn tramples you for 82 damage![/color]
[color=c0c0c0]fierce unicorn tramples you, but you dodge out of the way!
 [/color]*Combat Off*
 Moses gossips: hahaha oh yeah.. not you, its a figure of speech now man..
 [HP=183/MA=264]: u
 Ark
 You notice 5 gold crowns here.
 Also here: Ham, Japheth, Shem.
 Obvious exits: north, up, open door south.
 [HP=183/MA=264]: grhe
 You cast greater healing on Noah for 40 healing!
 [HP=223/MA=252]: grhe
You have already cast a spell this round!
[HP=223/MA=252]: grr
 You say "grr"
  Ham says "holy shit!"
 Shem laughs!
[color=c0c0c0][HP=223/MA=252]: slap she[/color]
[color=008000]You slap Shem across the face!
[HP=223/MA=252]: grhe
 [/color]You cast greater healing on Noah for 64 healing!
 [HP=287/MA=240]: d
 Holding Area
 You notice 5 gold crowns here.
 Also here: fierce unicorn.
 Obvious exits: up
 [HP=287/MA=240]: ggsk u
 *Combat Engaged*
 You cast greater godstrike on fierce unicorn for 943 damage!
 The great beast slams to the ground and convulses, then dies.
5 gold drop to the ground.
You gain 15000 experience.
 *Combat Off*
 [HP=287/MA=4]: gos bwahahaha!
Noah gossips: bwahahaha!
 [HP=287/MA=4]:
 A bolt of lightning from the heavens strikes you for 165 points damage!
A bolt of lightning from the heavens strikes you for 143 points damage!
 You have been killed!
But due to a miracle, you have been saved.
You have 6 lives remaining.
[HP=490/MA=304]:
 Temple, Halls of the Dead
 Obvious exits: up
 [HP=490/MA=304]: /god bitch
--- Telepath Sent to God ---
 God telepaths: {AFK}
JesusH gossips: hmm.. how about that..
 [HP=490/MA=304]:
[HP=490/MA=304]: gos sdfghdsabgaufgblkjshskjghsgs
Noah gossips: sdfghdsabgaufgblkjshskjghsgs
 [HP=490/MA=304]: [color=0000ff][Connection to host lost]
[Session ended]
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[scratacorn]

HAHAHAHA
=)

[Raybdbomb]

rofl

[Cat]

Oh my goodness, that's too funny :)? Cheers to the imaginative ones!

[Valentine]

I can't help but wonder if I'm the only one picturing little "What Would Jesus Play?" bumper stickers...