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February 28, 2006, 04:31:20 AM
I read the funniest text message ever...5 am...'''omg wes left me puking in the parking lot..' lolzorz.
February 28, 2006, 01:07:04 PM #1
I found out why I was so sick...lovely viral gastritis.

I hate the ER. And, I hate IVs...really really really hate them. My left arm looks like it was hit by a truck.
"...There was always a minority afraid of something, and a great majority afraid of the dark, afraid of the future, afraid of the past, afraid of the present, afraid of themselves and shadows of themselves..." --Ray Bradbury, The Martian Chronicles
February 28, 2006, 11:04:45 PM #2
I have dangerous animal marked on my medical folder they won?t give me a IV or needle with out sedating me first.  :P


March 01, 2006, 12:57:16 AM #3
:p I worked with wild animals for years..I bet I can take you down and stab you..no problem :p..


if not..needle on a stick works wonders :>
March 01, 2006, 05:13:43 AM #4
Grin might have better luck with a tranquilizer gun...
March 01, 2006, 06:36:39 AM #5
My mom's favorite story of me is when I was 6 and had to get a shot of immunoglobulin...she swears it took 6 nurses to hold me down.

Sadly, my blood pressure was too low for me to do much of anything Monday night except glare at the 3 different people who were turning my veins into sausage.
"...There was always a minority afraid of something, and a great majority afraid of the dark, afraid of the future, afraid of the past, afraid of the present, afraid of themselves and shadows of themselves..." --Ray Bradbury, The Martian Chronicles
March 02, 2006, 06:00:24 PM #6
Awesome.... death is so fufilling.
March 02, 2006, 07:18:01 PM #7
Quote from: Thesifer on March 02, 2006, 06:33:53 PM
DeathCow is the greatest at comforting people! :D

Yes. I am.
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