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April 25, 2006, 11:34:48 PM
I know some of you have probably heard and most likely don't care, but I'm a big fan of Superman(if you couldn't tell) and wondered what if anything anyone thought of the new Superman Returns movie coming out this summer.

If you would like to know more about the movie you can goto www.bluetights.net



Kal



If Superman is bulletproof, why does he duck when a gun is thrown at him?
April 26, 2006, 05:35:44 AM #1
Why does he duck?  Anyone?
April 26, 2006, 12:13:12 PM #2
Cuz Christopher Reeves gets pissed when he gets hit with guns?



If Superman is bulletproof, why does he duck when a gun is thrown at him?
April 26, 2006, 05:23:42 PM #3
:p
April 27, 2006, 06:58:55 AM #4
Better question...why do the bad guys throw their guns at him? I really want to know that thought process...

"Die Superman!...*bang bang bang*..the bullets aren't doing anything to him!...*bang bang bang* oh no! I'm out of ammo!...I know--I bet throwing the gun at him will render him immobile...it's brilliant, I tell you--brilliant! ...*weakly hurls the gun at Superman*....oh shit....he ducked!"
"...There was always a minority afraid of something, and a great majority afraid of the dark, afraid of the future, afraid of the past, afraid of the present, afraid of themselves and shadows of themselves..." --Ray Bradbury, The Martian Chronicles
April 27, 2006, 12:30:48 PM #5
well if i was facing a superman assbeating, i think id start thinking some crazy shit.  If you ever watch Carlos Mencia on comedy central, he was talking about this story somewhere(true story) where a guy was running for the police after commiting a crime and cut his dick off and threw it at the cop. Now what would you do if you were that cop and got hit with a dick in the forehead? LOL Let chaos insue!

Kal



If Superman is bulletproof, why does he duck when a gun is thrown at him?
April 27, 2006, 02:29:54 PM #6
Quote from: KalEl on April 27, 2006, 12:30:48 PM
Now what would you do if you were that cop and got hit with a dick in the forehead?

Sounds like a Friday night to me...
"...There was always a minority afraid of something, and a great majority afraid of the dark, afraid of the future, afraid of the past, afraid of the present, afraid of themselves and shadows of themselves..." --Ray Bradbury, The Martian Chronicles
April 27, 2006, 05:32:36 PM #7
Quote from: Valentine on April 27, 2006, 06:58:55 AM
Better question...why do the bad guys throw their guns at him? I really want to know that thought process...

"Die Superman!...*bang bang bang*..the bullets aren't doing anything to him!...*bang bang bang* oh no! I'm out of ammo!...I know--I bet throwing the gun at him will render him immobile...it's brilliant, I tell you--brilliant! ...*weakly hurls the gun at Superman*....oh shit....he ducked!"
Two words:
Kryptonite FireArms


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April 28, 2006, 03:14:44 AM #8
Quote from: Vitoc on April 27, 2006, 05:32:36 PM
Quote from: Valentine on April 27, 2006, 06:58:55 AM
Better question...why do the bad guys throw their guns at him? I really want to know that thought process...

"Die Superman!...*bang bang bang*..the bullets aren't doing anything to him!...*bang bang bang* oh no! I'm out of ammo!...I know--I bet throwing the gun at him will render him immobile...it's brilliant, I tell you--brilliant! ...*weakly hurls the gun at Superman*....oh shit....he ducked!"
Two words:
Kryptonite FireArms

Excellent, I just added that to the database.
April 28, 2006, 02:07:30 PM #9
Now Now Guys.? If I get a kryptonite gun thrown at me im gonna be more pissed then Christopher Reeves.

LOL



Kal



If Superman is bulletproof, why does he duck when a gun is thrown at him?
May 16, 2006, 01:46:59 AM #10
The trailer for this movie rocked. I watched it online, but then saw it on the big screen as a preview when I went to see Mission Impossible III. Fun, fun fun.http://www.icehouse.net/llt/flash/superman.theme.swf
May 16, 2006, 02:20:13 AM #11
Quote from: KalEl on April 27, 2006, 12:30:48 PM
a guy was running for the police after commiting a crime and cut his dick off and threw it at the cop.

Frankly I'd rather go to jail.
If we can hit that bulls-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards.? Check-mate!
May 18, 2006, 07:58:27 PM #12
Quote from: KalEl on April 25, 2006, 11:34:48 PM
I know some of you have probably heard and most likely don't care, but I'm a big fan of Superman(if you couldn't tell) and wondered what if anything anyone thought of the new Superman Returns movie coming out this summer.

If you would like to know more about the movie you can goto www.bluetights.net



Kal

Actually, I think Shaq is a bigger fan than you....
May 18, 2006, 08:32:32 PM #13
As a kid I used to wear Superman underwear. Did Shaq? Does Shaq still wear Superman underwear? I do.
May 18, 2006, 08:44:37 PM #14
Quote from: Locke Cole on May 18, 2006, 08:32:32 PM
As a kid I used to wear Superman underwear. Did Shaq? Does Shaq still wear Superman underwear? I do.

Have you seen shaq's house, or his car? He has the superman symbol on everything, including his shower door
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