MORE HUMAN THAN HUMAN!

[Hayden]

Human's obviously don't have any special abilities; stealth?  We trip over our own feet at times.  Definitely no night vision, aren't you afraid of the dark too?  What about extra AC/DR? Nope, damn paper cuts hurt!

I suggest we add these unique items that only our human physiology can use.

Enzyte - This magical potion will increase your charm +100 making monsters non aggressive for 4 rounds (more than 4 rounds please inform your doctor)
Nikes - These shoes will make you move quicker and jump higher (sped +40, rope and grapple alternative)
Camouflage Jumpsuit - Stealth +20, BS accu +20
Coca-Cola-  +3 HP rgn for 32 rounds.  (because its a 32 oz drink and it's that refreshing)
Roast mutten - "use mutton dog" charming effect (same as bard only on dogs/hellhounds)
Condom - Prevents disease for 24 rounds.
BC powder - removes confusion, convulsions, mystic myst.
Steroids - +10 str for 100 rounds.
Mining helm - Its just a hardhat with a light on it.  make it armour type: None
Snakeskin boots - requires 30 giant snake skins, 30 plat, lvl 20 restricted, made at crippled adventurer Negates: swamp damage

[Crabster]

this just made my day

[Vile]

Does anyone ever go human, ever?

Can we make human -20% for this upcoming reset? Seriously.

[Crabster]

Does anyone ever go human, ever?

Can we make human -20% for this upcoming reset? Seriously.

not bad idea...human mystic!!

[Vitoc]

Don't forget the iPad.

Costs 20320393 runic, gives you -5 to int, permanent confusion, but loyal.

[Savik]

Don't forget the iPad.

Costs 20320393 runic, gives you -5 to int, permanent confusion, but loyal.

Hahahah! Winner!

[twogirlz]

Definitely need to add set items, if you own an ipad, a macbook and an iphone you are 100% stunned for ever. Great synergy