The Gossip Log, Rearranged

[Jumpin Jack Flash]

Everything in this gossip log capture was actually said exactly as it appears below, and by the person credited for saying it.  I just rearranged the order in which they appear to create different conversations.

12/18/2014 6:18 PM Lola gossips: SERA I WILL SLAP YOU
12/18/2014 6:19 PM Sera gossips: I'd prefer you spank me Lola
12/19/2014 7:11 AM Lola gossips: only if you have facial hair, i love the way it feels
12/18/2014 6:22 PM Richards gossips: says the fat chick with no job
12/18/2014 6:21 PM Lojak gossips: hes not fat
12/18/2014 6:25 PM Rowdy gossips: that was just a hungry dog
12/18/2014 6:26 PM Sera gossips: couldnt decide whether to be flattered or insulted lol

12/18/2014 9:05 PM Shadow gossips: i got to do something that would make you jealous
12/18/2014 9:05 PM Linda gossips: what chu do cuz
12/18/2014 9:05 PM Shadow gossips: boy scout xmas party
12/19/2014 7:07 AM Linda gossips: do they play cornhole together?
12/19/2014 7:09 AM Linda gossips: could have had one the other day
12/19/2014 7:11 AM Linda gossips: into my mouth i hope
12/18/2014 6:13 PM Lola gossips: yes linda, it was amazing
12/18/2014 9:37 PM Shadow gossips: that's pretty cool
12/19/2014 2:27 AM Lucifer gossips: but the question is how many?
12/18/2014 6:13 PM Lola gossips: i'm glad they wrote a book about it

12/19/2014 7:06 AM Lola gossips: so my son has a little g/f at school
12/18/2014 6:15 PM Sera gossips: backoff lola he's mine
12/19/2014 7:06 AM Lola gossips: she isnt white
12/18/2014 8:25 PM Lucifer gossips: amazon?
12/18/2014 6:50 PM Richards gossips: a cum gargling, teenybopping beatlles fan?
12/18/2014 6:41 PM Grok gossips: wyman?
12/19/2014 7:07 AM Lola gossips: i hope not
12/19/2014 7:07 AM Lola gossips: i dont know how to end this handholding bullshit without being racist
12/19/2014 7:09 AM Lola gossips: my pussy is black
12/18/2014 6:21 PM Lojak gossips: mine is a cat
12/19/2014 6:55 AM Linda gossips: doh

12/19/2014 7:09 AM Linda gossips: i wish i had a black bitch to pound
12/18/2014 7:52 PM Rowdy gossips: my wifes looking for u
12/19/2014 7:10 AM Linda gossips: nice
12/19/2014 7:08 AM Lola gossips: he wanted to get her some shiny lipgloss for christmas

12/19/2014 7:10 AM Lola gossips: i've been bleaching my asshole for you for over a year
12/18/2014 6:27 PM Richards gossips: mechanical masterpieces those machines
12/19/2014 7:10 AM Lola gossips: it looks like a lil rosebud now
12/19/2014 2:34 AM BLACK gossips: that was one tight end that Barry didnt see coming
12/19/2014 7:10 AM Lola gossips: and i bet if u touch it little drops of honey will come out
12/18/2014 7:38 PM Hermafro gossips: this are hopefully not a euphemism
12/18/2014 7:40 PM Richards gossips: im thinking it might be
12/18/2014 7:40 PM Richards gossips: re: fecal matter likely
12/19/2014 7:09 AM Lola gossips: every single flavor was watermelon
12/18/2014 6:21 PM Richards gossips: please stop

12/18/2014 6:18 PM BLACK gossips: I got something fat for you in my pants
12/18/2014 6:33 PM Richards gossips: i dont like horses
12/19/2014 6:55 AM Linda gossips: i wanna see
12/18/2014 6:24 PM Rowdy gossips: its fun to pull ur dick out everynow and again
12/18/2014 6:17 PM Rowdy gossips: gotta love the convos on gmud
12/18/2014 6:14 PM Richards gossips: it's called Misery