What's the punchline?

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May 27, 2006, 03:04:51 AM
Because it's late, and I'm bored....

Make up your own punchline to the following joke:

A Tyrannosaur walks into the room from nowhere....
"...There was always a minority afraid of something, and a great majority afraid of the dark, afraid of the future, afraid of the past, afraid of the present, afraid of themselves and shadows of themselves..." --Ray Bradbury, The Martian Chronicles
May 27, 2006, 03:06:47 AM #1
The lizard stumbles to the ground with a loud crash!

hahahhahah
If we can hit that bulls-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards.? Check-mate!
May 27, 2006, 04:39:52 AM #2
And boy were his arms short!
May 27, 2006, 04:55:03 AM #3
Quote from: DeathCow on May 27, 2006, 04:39:52 AM
And boy were his arms short!
Hehe, I met a girl once everyone called t-rex, cos her eyes were too far apart and she had little arms.  I think she had a genetic problem.
If we can hit that bulls-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards.? Check-mate!
May 27, 2006, 05:11:40 AM #4
...and asks, have you seen my dog REX?


That physically hurt me to type
"...There was always a minority afraid of something, and a great majority afraid of the dark, afraid of the future, afraid of the past, afraid of the present, afraid of themselves and shadows of themselves..." --Ray Bradbury, The Martian Chronicles
May 27, 2006, 10:46:11 PM #5 Last Edit: May 28, 2006, 01:38:52 AM by Valentine
Due to popular demand....a slight change...

A Tyrannosaur walks into a bar.... 
"...There was always a minority afraid of something, and a great majority afraid of the dark, afraid of the future, afraid of the past, afraid of the present, afraid of themselves and shadows of themselves..." --Ray Bradbury, The Martian Chronicles
May 27, 2006, 10:51:11 PM #6
Cos his eyes can only detect movement!!
;D
If we can hit that bulls-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards.? Check-mate!
May 27, 2006, 11:02:22 PM #7
And crushes it Godzilla-style
If we can hit that bulls-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards.? Check-mate!
May 28, 2006, 12:52:41 AM #8 Last Edit: May 28, 2006, 01:01:03 AM by DeathCow
The Homely Hearth, Common Room
 You notice wooden chair here.
 Also here: barmaid.?
 Obvious exits: north, south, east, west
 [HP=4273/MA=2000]:
 Tyrannosaur walks into the room from nowhere.
 [HP=4273/MA=2000]:
 The Homely Hearth, Common Room
 You notice wooden chair here.
 Also here: barmaid, Tyrannosaur.
 Obvious exits: north, south, east, west
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 Silver Street, Western End
 Obvious exits: north, south, east, west
 Someone yells from the south "OMFG U NOOB AHrhhg."
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 The Homely Hearth, Common Room
 You notice wooden chair here.
 Also here: Fat Tyrannosaur.
 
May 28, 2006, 02:21:37 AM #9
...the bartender asks,  "Eat any good books lately?"

Side note: Fat Tyrannosaur? hee
"...There was always a minority afraid of something, and a great majority afraid of the dark, afraid of the future, afraid of the past, afraid of the present, afraid of themselves and shadows of themselves..." --Ray Bradbury, The Martian Chronicles
May 28, 2006, 02:27:29 AM #10
You don't have to out run the tyranosaur, you just have to outrun the barmaid.
June 05, 2006, 11:01:26 PM #11
...the bartender says, "Here's your tab."

Tyrannosaur says, "$250?! What the fuck?"
"...There was always a minority afraid of something, and a great majority afraid of the dark, afraid of the future, afraid of the past, afraid of the present, afraid of themselves and shadows of themselves..." --Ray Bradbury, The Martian Chronicles
June 23, 2006, 02:12:02 AM #12
Quote from: Valentine on May 27, 2006, 10:46:11 PM
A Tyrannosaur walks into a bar....?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!

Get it!  Get it!!
If we can hit that bulls-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards.? Check-mate!
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